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Backstabbing BFF

Someone who you think is your friend, but they have a different agenda. They use your words against you and will try to hurt you and your reputation. Don't ever trust them if they try to apologize for their actions.
"You know that girl, Sam? She was my backstabbing BFF, she turned all of my 'friends' against me."
by A Girl With A Cat July 5, 2016
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Backsplash

That moment when you take a gigantic shit, causing the toilet water to splash on your ass. Could Potentially gives you awkward boners when you drop another load down the toilet.
That backsplash felt nasty as fuck.
by Electric January 31, 2017
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backskin

When a man usually of east Indian or Asian decent is not circumcised and his foreskin does not pull back, it is stuck over the head of the penis because his stupid father never taught him to pull his skin back and clean his cheesy front - leaving his penis to resemble an anteater's snout. These men often contract candida (yeast) infections. Not only does backskin look disgusting but it smells worse than a fish cannery.
a: Hey how was your date last night?
b: Omg girl, he was a backskin bandit! Disgusting! Who would ever in their right mind give that man a blowjob? Sour!
a: Omg backskin is the worst.
b: Yeah and his dick was so small his backskin was like a category 5 heavy dangler!
a: EWW!
by Lady88 August 6, 2017
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Backstabbing Hoebag

A person who cheats on their best friend with their best friend's boyfriend. Ie., Abagail Nichols.
That motherfucking backstabbing hoebag Abagail Nichols just slept with my boyfriend! I will kill that piece of shit bitch!!
by alij14 May 14, 2018
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Backstage Johnny

A male fan who hangs around backstage or outside a female star’s dressing room to get her attention.
She was tired of it all, the photographers, the journalists and the occasional backstage Johnny hanging around outside her dressing room door.
by Princess Pearl Manzini July 12, 2018
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Backseat jiver

Someone who isn’t in control of the music that’s playing at a party or in a car, but is suggesting a new song every time a song ends, often one that nobody else there likes. ANNOYING
Sarah: Hey, can we play some Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Me: No! We decided I was the car DJ for this trip!
Ethan: Yeah, Sarah, stop being such a backseat jiver!
by He/She/Awesome August 13, 2018
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backspackle

1. (verb) The act of ejaculating onto the fifth lumbar spine vertebrae area (part of the greater lumbar region) of a woman's back. To the human eye, this region is the curve just above the buttocks, which is also commonly referred to as the small of the back.
2.) (noun) The residue of male ejaculatory fluid after it has been deposited onto the lower back.
"I wouldn't want to date her, but I'd backspackle her."
by Gottabethegravy November 2, 2018
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