(verb) to beat someone anonymous is to beat someone into non-recognition, or to be beaten so badly you are no longer recognizable.
David:Heyy, did you hear about that fight between Worm and Josh?
Brian:Yeah, I heard Josh got beat anonymous.
Brian:Yeah, I heard Josh got beat anonymous.
by briizii July 9, 2011

An expression from the Ugandan movie "Who killed Captain Alex?". It seems to reffer to either jacking off specificaly as a black male, or to sex.
Captain Alex: I want to beat the rat.
Woman with no name but to importance to the "plot": Take, a bath first. I have a big surprise for you afterwards.
Captain Alex: Ok, but I really want to beat the rat.
Woman with no name but to importance to the "plot": Take, a bath first. I have a big surprise for you afterwards.
Captain Alex: Ok, but I really want to beat the rat.
by SquidT29 October 23, 2017

I can’t wait to get home. I’m gonna get the guts beat by Rodney.
She screamed my guts beat, my guts beat the whole time.
She screamed my guts beat, my guts beat the whole time.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018

Anything pertaining to something so attractive or generally awesome, it produces the overwhelming urge to masturbate. Usually on the spot.
"Jesus! Did you see the rack on Jama? Totally beat bait."
"Dude, respect. Your girl is beat bait."
"OMFG! The new Radeon! 1700 shader units? Beat bait."
"Dude, respect. Your girl is beat bait."
"OMFG! The new Radeon! 1700 shader units? Beat bait."
by amdaddict November 20, 2009

by teaserus August 17, 2016

to jerk off or masterbate
I'm going home to beat the firemaninto submission.
I'm so horny today,I'm going to punch the clownlike he owes me money.
I'm so horny today,I'm going to punch the clownlike he owes me money.
by J0esm0mma April 14, 2008

Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.
My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021
