The act of stretching ones sack over their partner and yelling where is she in their ear while they are in fear
by TherapistRon July 17, 2020
Get the Batmanningmug. Batman is a superhero, duh, he drives the bat mobile and likes to come out at night to destroy villains, most favorite, the Joker. He parades on his saving the world escapades dressed all in black, looking like a bat, obviously. Though during the day he leads his double life as a normal, handsome, hardworking man. So, he has a secret identity, but the real secret is many think his name is Bruce, but it's actually Paul.
Batman : Yes, so here's the thing, my name is Bruce.
Girl (who knows him) : No actually, it's Paul.
Batman : Shh, don't tell people it's fun having a secret, secret identity.
Girl : Right,... no one ever said you were sane...
Girl (who knows him) : No actually, it's Paul.
Batman : Shh, don't tell people it's fun having a secret, secret identity.
Girl : Right,... no one ever said you were sane...
by itstopsecretinformation July 12, 2013
Get the Batmanmug. Guy: Hey Bruce! Knock knock
Bruce: Who's there?
Guy: Not your parents *Dabs*
Bruce: *holds back tears* thats not funny Maurice
*”Batman” goes on to spend insane amounts of money to be a superhero to fight crime as a coping mechanism for his parents murder*
Bruce: Who's there?
Guy: Not your parents *Dabs*
Bruce: *holds back tears* thats not funny Maurice
*”Batman” goes on to spend insane amounts of money to be a superhero to fight crime as a coping mechanism for his parents murder*
by Not Bruce Wayne December 28, 2019
Get the Batmanmug. A kid named Marco who crochets with his grandma and has an extra chromosome and is very homophoib very smelly feet
by Stewed squares April 13, 2022
Get the Batmanmug. On discord known ad the rizz God. An annoying mf who thinks he pulls bitches but they run from him. Usually they don't shower.
by Batmanisstinky December 1, 2022
Get the batman (rizz weirdo)mug. A man who is not comfortable with him self
He will want to anything to create vengeance, he may have a small penis but he is the world savior
He will want to anything to create vengeance, he may have a small penis but he is the world savior
by TajBigBoy March 18, 2022
Get the Batmanmug. Being very altruistic and self sacrificing.
by Phil N. Goodman April 5, 2021
Get the Playing Batmanmug.