Batmaning

The act of fucking around doing harm than good.

He is batmaning withe me and that is not acceptable

by Bodigad March 31, 2024

Batman

Batman one of the best superhero’s his superpower is that he’s rich and that he has a fine ass

Wow look at Batman he’s Rich and DAMN look at that ass

by Batman’s ass March 6, 2022

I’m batman

Someone who can’t sleep at night because of mental struggles, heartbreak or grief.

“I’m batman” (I need to fight the voices in my head)

by brm006 September 4, 2023

Batman

A 'Batman' is a marvelous stunt typically performed in Online shooters, such as the Battlefield Series, in which a player dives from an elevated position, deploy their parachute to slow their movement and landing behind an enemy player, thus performing a melee takedown. This can only be considered a 'Batman' if the kill is made within three seconds of landing.

"I see an enemy below" - Pilot to Passenger
"Let's Batman him!" - Passenger to Pilot

by GronkRapeson September 1, 2016

red Batman Paradox

The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime

person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.

person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.

by le bruh moment April 19, 2021

Batman i Caught a little Pokemon

a way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon

Batman i Caught a little Pokemon it is my way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon
I caught a Lopunny
Oh No, Joker
Don't tell me
You already know, Batman
You know what i'm gonna do
TO THAT THING!
JOKER!
It's an animal, Joker!
You can't
BATMAN, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN!
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!
NO OH MY GOD! NO!
I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!

by Léonard October 28, 2023

Playing Batman

Being very altruistic and self sacrificing.

I traded in my Trues for some Robins
He playing Batman, Fetty's gon' rob him

by Phil N. Goodman April 5, 2021