Batman

Batman is the goth superhero who doesn't have powers and is considered "lame", but he beat Superman, who has multiple powers.

Friend: Ew, batman is so lame.
Me: He beat superman dude. You're ;ame.

by DJ KHALIDDDDDD (with 6 Ds) January 31, 2019

Michael Keaton's Batman

One of the best in the Bat suit. Movie and his performances were well received despite the naysayers before the movie was screen.

Troy "Did you watch Michael Keaton's Batman?"
Fred "Oh yeah man, he hung upside down in one of the scenes"

by Jonathan-Ang October 31, 2017

Batman Birds

Batman birds is the alternative way to say "bats" If you forget it somehow

Guy 1: What was the word for those black animals in caves?
Guy 2: Batman Birds.
Guy 1: You mean bats?
Guy 2: Stfu.

by Alex_Bean September 19, 2021

Batman

It's me, I'm batman, not even lying it's a last name referring to a german family.

Mr.Batman please come to the front of the room.

by I'm CAsey Batman November 19, 2019

Batman

IM BATMAN

Jimmy: "who are you"
Batman: "Im Batman"

by Tits are my dinner August 17, 2023

Batman

Batman sex position

The batman funny asf specially if she hates Batman an loves Spider-Man.

While fucking a girl from behind grab a flashlight in the corner of the ceiling pull

by Dirty superheros February 26, 2018

Batman

My best friend can't wait to see you at the gothsm barbecue xxx

Love from me and my Goons ❤

Also whered you keep getting them kids want one myself

Batman is the greatest friend I've ever had

by The Goddamn Joker September 16, 2021