barney burton

A man who can't score goals and is terrible at spelling for example...

Oh my god look at this veiw it's almost as good as that open goal I missed the other day, said Barney Burton

by Sujsbdjsnsjsjsbs November 28, 2017

Barney Burton

Barney Burton is a person who can't score goals for shit and his spelling is terrible

Oh my good look at this veiw it's almost as good as the open goal I missed yesterday, Barney Burton said

by Sujsbdjsnsjsjsbs November 28, 2017

Barney

The Lord and savior we must all praise \/

BARNEY IS LOVE BARNEY IS LIFE

by BARNEY IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR May 26, 2018

@barneylovesmemes

The best meme account on instagram no clickbate or ads just dank memes.
Plz go and follow it

Person: r u following @barneylovesmemes on instagram?

Guy: no

Person: why not it’s the best meme account on instagram. Go and follow it now!!!!

Guy: ok

by @barneylovesmemes May 29, 2018

barney

the most majestic show, and character to ever exist on planet earth, he is the god of life, and is the purple and green jesus

person 1: did you see the newest episode of barney?
person 2: no, sorry I missed it
person 1: later, fucktard

by jakepaulislife May 29, 2018

barney buttoned

When a female hasnt had sex and gets a theoretical purple clitoris, i.e. the female equivalent to blue balls.

Made out with him all night and he had to leave. He left me barney buttoned.

by JaeTonic March 1, 2018

barney

A blue collar worker type guy. They're like cavemen. They act like they don't care. They only want one thing because they have nothing else to offer. They won't respect or appreciate their relationship partner. Like a lump of coal that can never be a diamond.

I dated a total barney. He was dumb like a two-by-four.

by doll face 88 May 10, 2018