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Banter-wagon

Another term for a bus, used mainly when returning from the pub/parties.

Can also be used to describe a hot new ride.
1) "The wheels on the Banter-wagon go round and round..."

2) "We run 'em over in our Banter-wagon!"

3) "Going cruising in the Banter-wagon then?
by KingFreshie February 20, 2011
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Bantercard

A metaphorical device used to educate someone on what is good and bad banter. A person is "awarded" a certain number of bantercards, and their aim is to keep as many as possible for as long as possible. Bantercards are taken away when a person produces inappropriate, poorly timed or just downright strange banter, and awarded in the cases where people are made to laugh and generally enjoy the input given.
When the bantercard count reaches zero, a forefeit to be decided as a collective by the members of the group should be decided upon and administered, unless a bantercard is re-awarded between the removeal of the final bantercard and the initiation of the forefeit.
Person 1: "That's what she said!"

Person 2: "That isn't funny in the slightest. I shall remove a bantercard for that - how many are you on now?

Person 1: "4 I think."
by R3G1C1D3 April 26, 2011
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Banazz

1. Amazing, cool, awesomeness
2. Basically a less gay word for swag
person 1: do you like llamas?
Person 2: Yeah! They have so much Banazz!
by llamas.yup. April 25, 2013
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'banter train'

A group of 2 or more people (often, but not necessarily, LADS) embarking on a common journey to no place in particular, united by the sole aim of having a laugh.
Lad 1: Man, today is a slow news day.
Lad 2: Tell me about it...what times does the 'banter train' leave?

*Enter Lad 3*

Lad 3: All aboard! First stop 'Japes City'!
by Arbie H November 27, 2013
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bantercool

Somebody who has superb banter and is really, really cool.
Darwin: "Like, OMG Alice, have you seen that guy over there? He's so bantercool!!"

Alice: " I know right, he's super cool and full of banter."

Attenborough: "I agree guys, he is definitely, what I would biologically describe as being, bantercool."
(If David Attenborough and Charles Darwin think you have evolved to be one of the rare specimens of Bantercool then you are amazing and all known as Alice worldwide, especially those residing in Romford, will from this day forward refer to you a bantercool.)
by biogeog2013 December 29, 2014
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bangziety

When you get so nervous you can't get or maintain an erection.

Example: After the march I tried to bang April and I may have if her Dad wasn't in the other room giving me bangziety but the next day I jumped her like a duck on a June bug. How'd it go with July?

Well. it's like Augustus said "I found rome a city of brick and left it a city of marble. So too can it be said that I found that pussy a city of marble and was going to leave my brick in it, except tember the foreign exchange student walked by us and I got bangziety.
Example: After the march I tried to bang April and I may have if her Dad wasn't in the other room giving me bangziety but the next day I jumped her like a duck on a June bug. How'd it go with July?

Ex:Well. it's like Augustus said "I found rome a city of brick and left it a city of marble. So too can it be said that I found that pussy a city of marble and was going to leave my brick in it, except tember the foreign exchange student walked by us and I got bangziety.
by TheGreatPatsby January 19, 2015
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Banter Patrol

A group or individuals who have the best banter ever. Their job is normally to prevent shit banter and praise good banter.
Shit man the banter patrol is here!
by mexican May 27, 2015
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