Poo Banging

When you stick your thumb up your ass then suck on it.

Mac DeMarco was Poo Banging at the show last night

by Nedthesciencekidd July 17, 2019

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bragging rights

They are the rights granted to a person that allow said person to boast on themselves to a certain extent without being looked down on for it.

Bragging rights may be granted to a person for (but not limited to) the following reasons:

-An Amazing Achievement
-Attaining something greatly desired by many people
-An unfortunate event that can be viewed as positive for different reasons

However, using bragging rights after their expiration date may lead to extreme dislike of said person.

Example 1:
Scholar: Finally! After so many years I finally attained my Ph.d in Quantum Physics
Average Person: Congratulations

Example 2:
Contest Winner: WOOT!!! I called in to a radio station and scored 2 tickets to see Rammstein in Berlin with free air fare and hotel. Plus, I get to have lunch with Till Lindemann !!!
Average Person: Congratulations

Example 3 (Misuse of bragging rights):
50 Cent : Yeah, I'm gangsta. I got shot 9 times. Even in the face. My music sells, I'm rich, and women love me.
Average Person: No, you are not gangster. Anyone can get shot in the arms, legs, and jaw and survive it. Your music sells because you have Eminem and Dr. Dre behind you. Furthermore, women do not love you, they love your money that you don't deserve.

by Zen Master Alvey August 30, 2007

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Net Banging

A mental disorder that effects many youths from good middle/upper class neighbourhoods. What usually occurs is the subject is influenced by inner city music, social media posts, culture and beefs to a point that they become a part of said culture but only on the internet. Other names for these individuals can be internet disciples, keyboard warriors, internet gangsters, etc.

“Instagram post of a dead rapper: rip to the real you’ll be missed”
Net banger: “slide foh yo dawg we smoking ya homie”
We see here the net banger net banging.

by Ghostly_pitou August 2, 2021

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banging screw

to dump (play) the late and great DJ Screw's music at high volume. Most likely while sittin crooked in da slab, bending corners in da big box dunk chevy.

we was dippin through da souf side banging screw.

by DL fo real September 5, 2011

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I'm begging you

This is the phrase used by pathetic men who cannot get any action from their significant other and therefore, as a last resort, feel that they need to beg for it.

Woman : "You can try all you want but I'm just not ready!!"

Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"

Woman : "No!"

Man cries.

by ZCMC March 11, 2009

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