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Backyardigains

A show that will make your baby SO FUCKING HAPPY! Lol
*baby starts crying*
*puts on backyardigains*
*baby shuts up*
by Sweaty_Mac May 24, 2021
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Backyard Arms Race

A term used to describe the proliferation of backyard play items in a post COVID world- starts with swing sets and basketball hoops. Then come soccer/lacrosse nets and a zip line. As all sides of the neighborhood fence add these items, one neighbor gets the trampoline (aka Mormon Babysitter). Then trampolines everywhere. Winter comes? Backyard skating rinks. The sides build their arsenals until balance is restored. A rink for every kid.

Then the goddamn Smiths at the end of the cul-de-sac get the sports court and the race is BACK ON.
Hey Ned, did you see the Sniths got a new sports court once we all had trampolines? Now my shitty kids are whining again. I guess the backyard arms race is back on.
by Candles McBoots January 2, 2022
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Skunk in the backyard

When some stinky smell is coming out from the butt part of the body.
Being farty, having flatulence, cut the cheese.
Having excessive stomach or intestinal gas which can result in passing of gas from the rectum.
"Gosh ! I had Korean food for lunch, and now I feel like I have a skunk in the backyard"
by Noredine June 10, 2013
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Shit in your own backyard

Not fucking/ doing sexual stuff with someone who is in your work group/ goes to the same school/ sporting club etc.
“Don’t go shitting in your own backyard, it’ll bite you in the ass.” Shit in your own backyard.
by nobbies101 September 2, 2020
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Blackwards

Blackwards- adverb
The act of a black person unknowingly impersonating a white person by engaging in activities that are stereo-typically dominated by the "white" culture. To the observer, this seems unnatural or backwards to the point of being humorous. Hence the term: "blackwards."
Jeff really enjoys ice skating on the weekends.

Example Conversation:

Person A: Jeff is "Blackwards"

Person B: Why’s that?

Person A: I saw Jeff put hummus on his grits yesterday morning.
by Hairy Castle October 4, 2016
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Backyard Sports

(Video Game) A fun Sports Videogame Series started in the late 1990's where players play as Children in professional organized sports. These sports include: Hockey, Football, Baseball, Soccer, Basketball, and Skateboarding.
I'm so excited to play the "Backyard Sports" game i got today!
by Backyard Kid February 8, 2012
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backyard wrestling

Today, this term is generally used to describe a dangerous and therefore stupid form of "fun" practiced by kids trying to emulate the Professional Wrestlers they see on T.V. But, Professional wrestlers are (1) Highly skilled martial artists (2) Professional stuntment (3) Actors. What they do is a performance, not an actual contest. Everything is planned to assure maximum safety for the participants. Of course, as in all sports and stunt work, sometimes professional wrestlers are REALLY injured, but, most of the time, when they appear to be injured, they are not injured at all.
When I was a kid, in the 60's and 70's, "backyard wrestling" referred to the arts of Throw Wrestling and Submission Wrestling (not to be confused with Throw Fighting and Submission Fighting). These are real sports that require training and rules. Throw Wrestling is similar to Aikido, and Submission Wrestling is similar to JuJitsu. A practicioner of these arts will also be able to defend themself if attacked.
by Rev. Jeff Goven January 21, 2007
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