Theatre beater

A theatre beater is the action of public masturbation inside of a movie theater. A theatre beater often happens during a moment of sexual tension or arousal within the movie being played; thus causing the movie goer to transition into a frenzy of their own personal delight. While often secretive, a theatre beater can be a distraction if done carelessly.

Hamilton: what was that man behind us doing?
Jerry: what man?
Hamilton: THE ONE INSIDE OF THR THEATRE TO TMNT!!
Jerry: oh him? He was getting in a rad theatre beater to Leonardo!!
Hamilton: HELL YEAH HE WAS, HE CAME ALL OVER TGE BACK OF MY HEAD!!

by TMNT SCRAPER March 24, 2025

Bou Beater

A man who frequently beats his wife and is generally bald.

The shameless bou beater was arrested last night

by meyourdad February 6, 2021

Snake Beater

Someone who, for some reason, likes to call their friends while in a locker, masturbating to pictures of Japanese models.

“I’m still in a dream, Snake Beater!”

by Icommidtie8756 November 27, 2023

Beater

A petty con man

Leotis is nothing but, a beater, he told me he was broke when we went to the club and I paid his way in only to see him buying some chick a drink.

by Mackendeez November 11, 2020

man beater

amber heard; a person that physically or verbally abused their s/o who is a male

amber heard is a man beater.

by sus0220020202 May 8, 2022

drum-beater

a person who lauds someone or something insistently

Why are you such a drum-beater for gold based currency?

by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2010

Wild Meat Beater

An individual that succumbs to the urge of masturbation regardless of the circumstances

guys wild meat beater alert! I just caught egan jerking it in the other room at the party.

by TheStreak June 8, 2020