Batman

(verb) a term used when the person you are texting suddenly disappears from the chat, without telling you why or that they were gonna leave.

Person 1: we were talking and then he just batmanned on me 😔

Person 2: NO WAY, how dare he batman on you. >:(

by cooldude909 February 10, 2024

I’m Batman

I’m Batman isn’t a term used when a man fights crime, but a term when a man is fighting to not end it all, really it is a cry for help

I’m Batman

by Pandapiers June 12, 2023

batman weight

Someone who has a low tolerance to goons

Lucy is a batman weight

by ez._.zen April 24, 2023

Batman Syndrome

Batman Syndrome - A pejorative slang term to describes a non-black man who acts out his fantasy of being a superhero by taking the law in his own hands against a black person that he suspects is a criminal.

I think guys like the one who killed Jordan Neely suffer from Batman Syndrome

by Whodeene May 9, 2023

Batman

Superhero with no superpowers

Look at Batman

by ParkDaddy69 May 28, 2019

Batman

My best friend can't wait to see you at the gothsm barbecue xxx

Love from me and my Goons ❤

Also whered you keep getting them kids want one myself

Batman is the greatest friend I've ever had

by The Goddamn Joker September 16, 2021

batman

vengence
justice
the night
batman is what Todomu is not

“woah look it’s todomu”
“he’s not batman y’know”
“damn bro that’s crazy”

by augugugugugugugugugugugug_1 June 23, 2023