The month where awkward stuff happens to everyone. The month ends on Halloween, the most awkward day in Awktober. Think about it, you've probably experienced some awk during Awktober...
by ohyeah69yeah October 25, 2010
Get the Awktober mug.Boy 1: "So uhhh, bro...I slept with your sister last night."
Boy 2: "What the heck bro!? The awkwardacity of that has no bounds!"
Boy 2: "What the heck bro!? The awkwardacity of that has no bounds!"
by iMetzgermeister December 1, 2010
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by iMetzgermeister December 1, 2010
Get the Awkceleration mug.A shortened version of "awk for you". When someone says or does something awkward, someone else might say "awk for you!" which online translates to "awk4u".
Emma (runs up to some random girl): hey dude kelly!!! whatssuppp?
Random girl: umm excuse me, do i know you?
Emma: ...
Owen: awk4u!
Random girl: umm excuse me, do i know you?
Emma: ...
Owen: awk4u!
by aliigator09 March 14, 2011
Get the awk4u mug.noun. The situation occurring on a narrow footpath where the person ahead of you is walking at a marginally slower pace. Thus when overtaking, there exists an extended and awkward transition period of 5-10 seconds ('awksition' if you will) where you and the overtakee are walking directly alongside one another.
The effect is compounded when the path is deserted but for you and the overtakee, as there is no extraneous noise/action to divert attention from your awkwalk.
For maximum awkwardness, stumbling and falling over while attempting to overtake is recommended.
The effect is compounded when the path is deserted but for you and the overtakee, as there is no extraneous noise/action to divert attention from your awkwalk.
For maximum awkwardness, stumbling and falling over while attempting to overtake is recommended.
Friend: Get home alright last night?
Me: Yeah, it was all g except I had a bit of an awkwalk at the end with some slow-walking dude.
Friend: Dang! I hate that.
Me: Yeah, it was dark and deadly silent too. That 5 second awksition felt like an eternity.
Bystander (possibly female and attractive): That is such good observational humor lingo!
Me: Yeah, it was all g except I had a bit of an awkwalk at the end with some slow-walking dude.
Friend: Dang! I hate that.
Me: Yeah, it was dark and deadly silent too. That 5 second awksition felt like an eternity.
Bystander (possibly female and attractive): That is such good observational humor lingo!
by 2alluh8ers September 2, 2011
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Get the Awksward mug.The best word ever invented by QAMREE (the coolest person ever).
-Its a much more legit way of saying "that was awkward..but i kinda liked it..."
-Or it can just be used for saying that something is just straight up awkward, strange, or unusual.
-Its a much more legit way of saying "that was awkward..but i kinda liked it..."
-Or it can just be used for saying that something is just straight up awkward, strange, or unusual.
(2 Girls are picking up a guy on the way to a water park)
Girl1- How do you like Keaton so far?!
Girl2- Omg hes soo cute, but i cant think of anything to say to him, this is really awkie pockie.
Girl1- Dont be awkie pockie, just be yourself:)
Girl1- How do you like Keaton so far?!
Girl2- Omg hes soo cute, but i cant think of anything to say to him, this is really awkie pockie.
Girl1- Dont be awkie pockie, just be yourself:)
by toyotaquams October 31, 2011
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