Appalled

not slay

I am appalled at this

"Pugs appall me -> pugs make me feel not slay"

by maebymaeidk March 28, 2023

appejizer

When you swallow a load before dinner. Usually a guy, who is on a business trip and meets other guys on grindr and blows them before meeting his straight coworkers for dinner.

Coworker1 - “Bro, why were you late for dinner?”

Coworker2 - “I’m so sao’ee, I had to finish my appejizer.”

by Geoff851234 July 16, 2023

appejizer

When you swallow a load before dinner. Usually a guy, who is on a business trip and meets other guys on grindr and blows them before meeting his straight coworkers for dinner.

Coworker1 - “Bro, why were you late for dinner?”

Coworker2 - “I’m so sao’ee, I had to finish my appejizer.”

by Geoff851234 July 16, 2023

Appalachian bidet

When you have run out of toilet paper and you call your cousin Cletus or equivalent to come and do you a solid and use his stream of urine to clean your chocolate covered starfish.

“Yeah I ran out of toilet paper and I had to give my cousin a call to come and give me an Appalachian bidet to get clean.”

by Loganjaman August 16, 2023

appalachian molotov

A jar full of pissed off hornets you use to throw at hostiles

Hey Clayton the ATF is coming get the appalachian molotov, thoes fuckers gonna be tweaking then we can take their dropped stuff.

by B-29SUPERFORT May 11, 2023

Appalachia Pepper Spray

When you fuck someone’s eye socket then pull out and cum in their good eye

Crystal popped out her glass eye and I couldn’t help but give her the Ol’ Appalachia pepper spray.

by KP Appalachia May 28, 2023

Apel Pie

A sentence or literary piece which contains an ungodly amount of apels.

My colleague's presentation was a massive apel pie and got him fired.

by aba8 June 8, 2023