alien poi

the fucking badest assest poi spinning style on earth. With geometric moves that will blow your mind. Think a flaming 3D spirograph.

That alien poi really freaked my shit out. See also Alien Jon.

by High Priestess 22 February 5, 2010

boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.

guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

by booty42069 April 24, 2018

Blue aliens

Aliens with giant mandibles that cannot tell a lie they aren't getting paid to tell.

The blue aliens started recruiting and programming the minds of those kids at a young age.

by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022

Alienated

To probe your partner with a stick or something similar, and shove it so far up their rectum that they begin to bleed and their eyeballs pop out of their skulls. CAUTION: Your arm may require cleansing afterwards.

Joe: "I totally alienated her last night!"
Yuri: "Do me next, and do it hard!"

by Haunted Pixel October 25, 2019

Parental Alienation

Covert emotional abuse usually a parent with primary custody interfering with the other parents' ability to form an emotional parental connection with children by brainwashing tactics and denying visitation over time causing children to unjustifiably take on their behaviors towards the alienated parent.

My son feels that way about me because of his mom’s parental alienation.

by Black Dads Matter February 24, 2024

alien ant farm

or, 'ant farm adventure,' is an alternate term for a videogame in the 'Metroidvania' genre.

I checked my map and realized I was in an alien ant farm.

by siIIybiIIy February 2, 2022

Alien jerky

When you eat unidentifiable meat but you don't second guess where it came from. The term "Eat" is very broad in this definition.

Jeremy ate alien jerky for six hours straight.

by Milkmanluv February 6, 2018