Alex is an absolute unit born from the heavens above sent to devour all haters of milk. He does not shw respect or remorse to gravel, is fears by many gods as the man who’s dong shadows the universe. He never takes a bad picture as most of them are of him holding a hienz ketchup bottle (his sponsor) He has at least 2 testicles, a four head and maybe a middle toe but can alwayse chomp a box of weetabicks. Alex is sometime mistaken for Jesus or sometime allah. If cause he is much greater then all of them. He wrote the bible and invented war the colour of his lightsaber is purple because he is one with your mums dildo his eyebrows are hotter then an microwave he despises onion gravy and has harvested the souls of many inocente kfc workers.
Alex:what is the Pokémon that Kalyan evolves into
Guy: oh I know, it’s beedrill
Alex: I do beedrilling deez nuts into ur mum
As you can see from the example Alex being the complete sigma alpha male he is has tricked the poor man into a deez nuts joke(may we show respect to his family :( .)
Guy: oh I know, it’s beedrill
Alex: I do beedrilling deez nuts into ur mum
As you can see from the example Alex being the complete sigma alpha male he is has tricked the poor man into a deez nuts joke(may we show respect to his family :( .)
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They try their best but ends up fucking shit up. “Damn Alex bought you a deodorant”.. thanks but your basically saying I smell like shit”
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His biceps are so big he can fit half a million dollars inside them. This mother fucker is richer than you will ever be in 4 lifes, and will probably be fucking your wife in the maldives.
Alex will be rich the 22nd of April 2022 and be the happiest person ever with his loyal friend Paul.
His biceps are so big he can fit half a million dollars inside them. This mother fucker is richer than you will ever be in 4 lifes, and will probably be fucking your wife in the maldives.
Alex will be rich the 22nd of April 2022 and be the happiest person ever with his loyal friend Paul.
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That mother fucker Alex..
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