A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.
Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.
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Jacky mixes a glass of GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) and holds it to Eddy’s snout.
The dog drinks the shit, then lays down.
Jacky scratches the dog, “That better buddy?”
“Yes, I feel it now Jacky.” He smiles.
The dog drinks the shit, then lays down.
Jacky scratches the dog, “That better buddy?”
“Yes, I feel it now Jacky.” He smiles.
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I drank alcohol armor while I got hammered last night… I woke up and went to the gym. Then went to a soup kitchen - as in a gangbang in a Prius.
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