Alcohol Paradox

The more alcohol a person drinks, the more they should probably stop drinking, yet inevitably, the they end up drinking more. Especially applicable to drunk bitches and reaches a limit when the subject in question passes out.

Man, last night this drunk bitch wouldn't stop drinking vodka. She couldn't taste it anymore and wouldn't listen to her friends to stop and she kept going until she passed out. Definitely the alcohol paradox.

by caciamaan00 May 27, 2010

Alcohol Bootycall

The action of when a person who is under 21 years old asks a person who is 21 years old or over to purchase alcohol for them.

Luke just alcohol bootycalled me. I go make a trip to the liquor store.

by Jpaschen November 17, 2014

alcoholic

powerless over alcohol

i am an alcoholic

by 082497 March 30, 2015

alcohol

alcohol: the problem-and solution to all of life's problems

sorry that i crashed the car i was too busy drinking alcohol to be paying attention

by bonecrusherz October 3, 2017

alcoholic whore

A married woman who gets drunk and sends sexts to her male best friend.

That alcoholic whore, Jen, got drunk on a Thursday and sent sexts to her best male friend, who is in a relationship. She thought it was HILARIOUS!

by imsopetty January 17, 2018

Pseudo-Alcoholic

Pretending to be drunk/slightly buzzed so people will not judge/take you seriously if you make a fool of yourself or say something stupid. Liberates you and helps you have fun and loosen up at parties, minus the brain damage.

"Dude, I'm the world's best drunk driver; five time gold medalist."
"Are you a Pseudo-Alcoholic?"
"Yeaaaasassahaaaaa man, of course ii erm, man"

by WubbyJPen August 5, 2014

pull alcohol

Canadian term for buying alcohol for a minor.

Also known as pulling alcohol.

Minor: "Want to pull alcohol form me?" "Hey can you pull some vodka for me?" "Can you pull me a case of beer?"

Adult: "Don't get caught pulling alcohol for those kids."

by mikelc2 December 11, 2012