Alaskan Alarm-Clock

Pioneered in ice fishing camps in the far north, an Alaskan Alarm-Clock involves a male submersing his penis in frigid water, then cock-slapping a sleeping friend/spouse/significant other.

My girlfriend is so hungover, I'm gonna have to Alaskan Alarm-Clock her just to make me breakfast.

by ilikeclassyhoes December 29, 2010

Alaric

Self obsessed, arrogant, complusive liar who thinks the world revolves around him and will never admit to being a total shit head even though many have said it about him behind his back.

Most commonly seen lurking over someone's shoulder awkwardly as if he wants to be a part of the group but nobody actually wants him there.

"Don't you think Alaric is a total prick?"

"Can you please tell me why Alaric is hanging around us like a bad smell that just won't fade away?"

"OI! Alaric you're a shit head!"

"Watch out by the way, Alaric is hanging around your bird again"

by montickleitis December 28, 2009

alarik

a start up culture for most composts and a member of the mushroom family, can also be used to aid anerobic digestion tanks for the use of creating methane gas. An eco friendly energy producer.

Alarik is a series of processes in which microorganisms break down biodegradable material in the absence of oxygen, used for industrial or domestic purposes to manage waste and/or to release energy

by sazlemcfun December 14, 2010

colombian alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by putting cocaine up your nose

"We woke her up with a "colombian alarm clock" now she's ready to party"

by Brittany bitch October 21, 2013

alarm clock

1. A device that is used so that a certain time, it will make a noise or disturbance to signify that you need to wake up or do something.

2. Having my friends call me up at various times of the day to wake me up from my sleep... a.k.a. Frances, Mark, Erin, and Adrian. Hahaha. LaMo...

1. A clock with a device to make a noise or disturbance.

2. "Call my phone in 30 minutes... or else."

by Alfonso G. July 24, 2004

Heath Ledger Alarm Clock

A bad combo of drugs resulting in death

man: yo, take these pain killers
drunk guy: no man. i dont want a heath ledger alarm clock

by KilsOner September 12, 2009

alarmer

Someone who freaks out easily when things happen

Jack: Fuck dude, some guy is banging your girlfriend!

Jethro: Sheit, she's just grapling with my cousin, you big ole alarmer! Why don't you get over here and have a munch of my cock cheese

by Jade Lotus July 27, 2005