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The day after tomorrow

The best time to do everything you had planned for today, in which you said you would do it tomorrow.

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I'll do my homework the day after tomorrow.
by Trash79 December 18, 2017
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repeat after me

An idioc made up story about some child's life dream to take over the world. Typically written by a young, white Boy Scout who has nothing else to do with his life.

Typically a little loser child that can't survive on his own and lives in his parents basement. Has a slight temper and tends to be highly annoying. Usually followed by a high pitched voice and a lot of crying.
Ughhh this is such a repeat after me. Someone shut this bitch up.
by Yeetyeet608 May 20, 2017
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the day after tomorrow

the day that procrastinators say they'll do their work, but not when they actually do. Because you can't do it today, and you have procrastinating to do tomorrow, hence, the day after tomorrow.
"When will you do your health project?"

"the day after tomorrow, I have lots of time"
by 3_Devils May 6, 2018
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Morning After Spill

Flinging oneself or being flung down a flight of stairs with the sole purpose of avoiding or terminating a pregnancy.
"I just want to take a maternity leave to get away from my asshole of a boss. So I've come to work pregnant a few times. Sadly, when I show up to work with even the tiniest glow he leaps from his desk, screams "MORNING AFTER SPILL!" and I find myself tumbling down the office stairwell. Cheers to Plan C!"
by beejer-egg August 26, 2013
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Shampoo After Effect

When you use certain shampoo's as a lubricant for sexual pleasure, it tends to have affect on your dick afterwards, where it turns red, and skin peels off and it hurts. It isnt like that perminantly, just for a week. goto jackinworld.com for masturbation tips.
I used this certain smooth shampoo to simulate a girls pussy while jacking off, and it gave a fucking after effect!
by anonymous January 1, 2005
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After Dinner Mint

When a man has sex wearing a condom, finishes in it, and then uses the condom like a slingshot to project the load into the girl's face.
After banging your sister I totally gave her an after dinner mint - It got all over her face!
by AndesMints December 9, 2011
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day after next

Vince, Matt and Billy. One hottie, one emo dude, and one crazyass mutha-fucka.
Did you see Day After Next at Peabodie's? Vince took his shirt off, Matt was rocking out, and Billy beat his head with a drum stick!
by Long Gone September 7, 2003
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