the day that procrastinators say they'll do their work, but not when they actually do. Because you can't do it today, and you have procrastinating to do tomorrow, hence, the day after tomorrow.
by 3_Devils February 15, 2018
The best time to do everything you had planned for today, in which you said you would do it tomorrow.
-Reaction Time
-Reaction Time
I'll do my homework the day after tomorrow.
by Trash79 December 18, 2017
Flinging oneself or being flung down a flight of stairs with the sole purpose of avoiding or terminating a pregnancy.
"I just want to take a maternity leave to get away from my asshole of a boss. So I've come to work pregnant a few times. Sadly, when I show up to work with even the tiniest glow he leaps from his desk, screams "MORNING AFTER SPILL!" and I find myself tumbling down the office stairwell. Cheers to Plan C!"
by beejer-egg July 12, 2013
An idioc made up story about some child's life dream to take over the world. Typically written by a young, white Boy Scout who has nothing else to do with his life.
Typically a little loser child that can't survive on his own and lives in his parents basement. Has a slight temper and tends to be highly annoying. Usually followed by a high pitched voice and a lot of crying.
Typically a little loser child that can't survive on his own and lives in his parents basement. Has a slight temper and tends to be highly annoying. Usually followed by a high pitched voice and a lot of crying.
by Yeetyeet608 May 20, 2017
When you use certain shampoo's as a lubricant for sexual pleasure, it tends to have affect on your dick afterwards, where it turns red, and skin peels off and it hurts. It isnt like that perminantly, just for a week. goto jackinworld.com for masturbation tips.
I used this certain smooth shampoo to simulate a girls pussy while jacking off, and it gave a fucking after effect!
by anonymous January 02, 2005
When a man has sex wearing a condom, finishes in it, and then uses the condom like a slingshot to project the load into the girl's face.
by AndesMints June 11, 2011
and they lived happily ever after.
by Le fleur 🦋🍄✨ September 20, 2021