master of assholery

The honor you received when you reached the pinochle of assholery

Trump is the master of assholery

by Shouldveshatthebed February 6, 2017

Self-proclaimed asshole

When someone knows they're an asshole, they're a self-proclaimed asshole. A self-actualized anything is someone who does not yet know who they are, they're still trying to find themselves to find out why people in the world can be well, assholes.

Everyone considered Tommy a narcissistic coward except Tommy. Tommy considered himself an asshole, or as Tommy liked to call it, a self-proclaimed asshole.

by Solid Mantis August 13, 2017

voltron's asshole

when a group of long term friends agree to go to an event together and everyone attends except for 1 that person is declared voltron's asshole.

After weeks of planning, we all agreed to attend the concert. Mike had no legitimate reason not to go and was declared to be voltron's asshole.

by Tbone! August 9, 2018

low key asshole

Someone who may not want to be/act/appear as an asshole, but totally pulls some asshole moves

Man, Eric is nice and all but a total low key asshole when it comes to (insert particular issue here).

by Ew It’s Me January 20, 2019

stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry similar to stomping a mudhole in your ass and walking it dry to get beat senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back

dude your girlfriend is as ugly as a mud fence

man if you don't shut up about my girlfriend im stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry, wow dude you are really uptight

man I'm telling you back off or I'm stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

ok dude I get you

by littlejimmie December 17, 2019

A Big Asshole

Someone who is such an asshole to you all the time. This person is usually froggy in the morning especially after getting his nipples touched by a below average mechanic and operator. This person will retaliate by punching you in the gut or rearranging your toolbox for almost no reason. This person will completely shun you and ignore you if you try to ask to help them on their project. This person responds very negativity to being asked if they are learning anything or if they remember how something goes back together. This person will team up with the boss to get you to do extra chores for example clean the break room. This person will harass you for being weak when you cant break a "REALLY" tight bolt. This person will never give you a peaceful day even if you are not "feeling good" that day. Overall this person is just A BIG ASSHOLE

Nate slams a door in Scotts face because he A BIG ASSHOLE

by TheclearTruth January 24, 2023

Witch's Asshole

Severe Drought

Pray for rain because it is nastier than a witch's asshole outside.

by The Godfather DF April 20, 2023