Predetermined Abortion

An abortion that is predetermined. Specifically when someone gets pregnant, it is already determined that the baby will be aborted.

Oh you were pregnant? Did you give your kid a predetermined abortion???

by Dbcw June 11, 2025

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grammatical abortion

When a person disregards basically all rules of grammar in a passage they've spoken or written.

Teacher: "I would give this a 0; it's a good example of a full-on grammatical abortion"
Student: "Did you just use the expression 'grammatical abortion?!'" *laughs uncontrollably*

by Fyr211 March 14, 2021

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budget abortion

When your girl says she's pregnant so you grab the nearest lamp

"Yo I heard Becky was pregnant!"
"Nah, I gave that bitch a Budget Abortion."

by Freak Train May 11, 2017

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gamer abortion

When a female douches with Mountain Dew after sex to avoid getting pregnant.

OMFG Kaylee, are you pregnant !?
Yeah, my gamer abortion failed. I think try Mountain Dew was flat.

by IndigoBlossom August 04, 2019

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Abortication

A vacation taken, specifically for a/an abortion. A compound term, comprised of the words abortion, and vacation. Used to normalize and add humor to a tense situation.

“Where are you going next week?”
“ Taking a trip too Florida, for a abortication.

by Mr.ShMoker March 27, 2024

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