AIDS

AIDS = Acquired Internet Deficiency Syndrome

-noun
a disease of the internet characterized by increased susceptibility to opportunistic infections due to faulty anti-spyware and virus programs, resulting in an excruciatingly slow internet connection.

Bob: "Dude, wanna go play Kuma War?"

Chuck: "Ah, dude, I wish I could, but my computer got AIDS yesterday when McAfee went kaput."

by mariahneu April 20, 2009

Good Aids

Aquired immmune deficiency symdrome but with a moral component added by conservative hatemongers.
Thus good aids is from a contaminated blood transfusion or other acident.
Bad Aids is from being a "GAYIST" or an addict

He may have aids, but its Good Aids hes no gayer

by dregj September 4, 2012

Ghona-herpe-siphil-aids

the mixing of the the STD's ghonarreah, herpes, syphilis, and AIDS.

Dude you got a serious case fo ghona-herpe-siphil-aids from that skiggity.

by s;dfkhjns; September 10, 2008

avisheh

A Very quite girl but around people shes loud shes not scared of nobody , loveing , careing , and beautiful . Youll never meet someone like her . But some times she doesnt have self confidence . she needs friends to look after her and tell her wrong from right . Also she's the Best Girlfriend you'll EVER have .

Sam: Is that quiet girl over there from that wild party
Brittany: yea i think soo

Sam: Her name is Avisheh

Brittany: she was so crazy at the party why is she quiet now ?
Sam: i dont know but shes pretty

by Bonqwikwi May 16, 2011

AIDS

AIDS is when you have unprotected sex

Oi i laid my girl last night and I got fuckin aids
SHIT MAN GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

by Jamiejsjsjsjjsjfjndjdjnd December 13, 2016

AIDS

What people get when they eat gluten and they are gluten intolerant

Kai: I just ate pizza and now I have aquired an aids

by so, ostrichs December 16, 2018

retardo aids

when you sleep with an unclean woman , for example your ex when she rapes you when you sleep and you wake up the next morning feeling your IQ has dropped by three thousand

''holy shit you got retardo aids from sarah rigby??''

by braig January 29, 2007