Here at St. Gertrude's we are proud of our plaid skirts, class colors, the perfect brown lace up shoes and of course, our prostitution skills. A good 90% of the student body was rejected from one of the finer prep schools in the city (namely Collegiate or St. Catherines) and the other 10% didn't even bother to apply. There is one thing for sure, the entire 100% has some form of VD. But when we aren't busy dealing with our "strenuous" academics we're usually spotted outside our brother school, Benedictine, rolling up our skirts and unbuttoning our oxfords. Considering we may be the lowest rank of private school in Richmond we only practice those skills that will be applicable to us in the real world, namely, prostitution. Otherwise our street clothes usually fail to cover our entire body and add the fried hair from straightening, the large hoop earrings from Claires and a good mask of makeup we're ready for our next hookup. That hook up probably being one of the fuglies from Benedictine or maybe we'll chase those foxy preps alittle bit more just to be turned down for one of their kind. Get em drunk enough tho, and they might just have something to do with us; the proud, the few, THE Dirty Gerties.
Dirty Gertie #1: I'm pretty sure I hooked up with someone yesterday, but I never really got a good look at their face.
Dirty Gertie #2: Should we take our weekly trip to Planned Parenthood or stay here and fight over the cookies?
Dirty Gertie #1: We should probably get over to the mall I heard Hollister is having a huge sale, those skirts are usually short enough, but I can always hem them.
Dirty Gertie #1&2: YES NORMAL CLOTHES!
Dirty Gertie #2: Should we take our weekly trip to Planned Parenthood or stay here and fight over the cookies?
Dirty Gertie #1: We should probably get over to the mall I heard Hollister is having a huge sale, those skirts are usually short enough, but I can always hem them.
Dirty Gertie #1&2: YES NORMAL CLOTHES!
by stay classy January 28, 2005
"If so desired, a nick name for male genetalia," As St john was once an important figure, so is a mans genetalia to himself.
by nG! May 07, 2006
A poor excuse for a micronation. Several 13 year olds who just discovered that they are growing pubic hair, thinking that they are running a country, giving themselves fancy titles and generally proving themselves to be asshats.
by Ficke July 11, 2011
A place where all individualality is sucked out of you, like an aphid to a rose. Full of ho's and wanna be pimps, not to mention the preps, why go there?
by Seven Birds May 23, 2006
Ok, all private school kids are up to their ears in Grover Clevelands (1000 dollar bills). Besides me of course because I'm the guy whos attending on six thousandbucks of financial aid. Anyway, this school is slightly better than the other Richmond Snob School for GIrls: St. Catherine's. St. Catherine's girls are mostly ugly bitches who can only manage to grab a boyfriend among the openly gay St Chrissies. The others go to the finer institutions (Trinity) and are the disgrace of St. Chris. St Gertrudes girls are better. Again, ugly bitches find boyfriends among the JROTC blood thirsty faggots that attend Benedictine School for Rich Defects. However, more are redeemed and find boyfriends elsewhere. Those that are hot are made hotter by the dirty Gertie attire, plaid skirt and Oxford.Still Trinity gets both these schools creme de la creme along with the fine girls attending..
Benedictine: Let's go Cadets! Let's go Cadets!
Trinity: We do your girls! We do your girls!
Ugly Gertie 1: Lets go get our boyfriends!
Ugly Gertie 2: We'll have to get yours dick out of mines ass.
Real Dirty Gertie (creme de la creme): Screw you. I'll go find some guy at Trinity who can do me proper.
Ugly Gertie 1: When Daddy buys me a liposuction, I can go get some there too..
Trinity: We do your girls! We do your girls!
Ugly Gertie 1: Lets go get our boyfriends!
Ugly Gertie 2: We'll have to get yours dick out of mines ass.
Real Dirty Gertie (creme de la creme): Screw you. I'll go find some guy at Trinity who can do me proper.
Ugly Gertie 1: When Daddy buys me a liposuction, I can go get some there too..
by TrinityGetsItAll February 27, 2005
A school located on falls road in Maryland where all the snoby whores go. The male population consists of guys who think they can play lacrosse but are so retarded they can't even spell it out so they just go with "lax" The girls are sluts everyone who lives in the 410 is positive of that. If you're in need a Bj just go to any St Pauls girl (while wearing plaid pants and a polo, with a lax stick in your hand) and tell her you're rich, then she will proceed to go down on you. In addition the girls enjoy taking pictures of them selves naked, with other girls. No body really likes anyone from St Pauls because they have this sense that they're better then you because you don't wear polos.
Hey that girl is a whore!
Yeah well not surprising she goes to St Pauls.
That guy is such an ass hole he only knows three words lax polo and bcc
yeah well that's st pauls
Yeah well not surprising she goes to St Pauls.
That guy is such an ass hole he only knows three words lax polo and bcc
yeah well that's st pauls
by Dulaneykid May 07, 2009
Used as any and all parts of speech, including (Adj), (N), and (V).
The act of, or, partaking in a driving situation in which the driver (Steven) receives oral sex from one of the three XC hoe’s or vehicle occupants. At the same time, the driver (Steven) eats the favorite meal of a steak, which it located on a plate strapped down (Preferably Velcro) to the oral sex givers head. While this happens, the remaining occupants of the Vehicle (Required: 2007 Mich. Galant) rub, if given permission, the driver’s biceps. Once all of these elements are combined before the intended destination, ST Head is complete.
The act of, or, partaking in a driving situation in which the driver (Steven) receives oral sex from one of the three XC hoe’s or vehicle occupants. At the same time, the driver (Steven) eats the favorite meal of a steak, which it located on a plate strapped down (Preferably Velcro) to the oral sex givers head. While this happens, the remaining occupants of the Vehicle (Required: 2007 Mich. Galant) rub, if given permission, the driver’s biceps. Once all of these elements are combined before the intended destination, ST Head is complete.
1)Being hungry and ready to recieve at the same time, Jonny administered ST Head (N) on the way to practice with the XC Hoe's.
2)The three ST Headed (V) at his request before running.
3)The ST Head of the situation (Adj) seemed satisfying, until the driver was distracted and went into the ditch, tragically
spilling the remaining contencts of the "mussel milk".
2)The three ST Headed (V) at his request before running.
3)The ST Head of the situation (Adj) seemed satisfying, until the driver was distracted and went into the ditch, tragically
spilling the remaining contencts of the "mussel milk".
by Sal Rosenburger May 02, 2007