by Chris11-8 December 31, 2013

The feeling at which you have given up on all chance of happiness and spend your days contemplating the best means of death which leads you to go shopping at Home Depot for a sturdy rope and chair.
by Daxmaster93 March 8, 2018

a person who constantly texts you one word answer like if you say "how are you" they say "ok" or you ask "what are you doing?" and they say "nothing"
Deanna: Hey Chris
Chris: Hi
Deanna: How are you?
Chris: good
Deanna: oh thatz cool
Chris: yea
Deanna:how r u?
Chris: fine
Deanna: dude wutever you r such a 1-worder! i got other ppl tu txt. peace
Chris: bye
Chris: Hi
Deanna: How are you?
Chris: good
Deanna: oh thatz cool
Chris: yea
Deanna:how r u?
Chris: fine
Deanna: dude wutever you r such a 1-worder! i got other ppl tu txt. peace
Chris: bye
by mZ.dEaNnA-jAy<33 June 12, 2010

Friend: "Hey it's October 1."
Me: "Ya let's go and wake up Billie Joe Armstrong from the band, Green Day."
Me: "Ya let's go and wake up Billie Joe Armstrong from the band, Green Day."
by BigniggaINC. October 31, 2019

If you think something is slang or don't if it is actually slang, then it is on the Urban Dictionary.
by ball-handles October 18, 2015

Synonymous with complete failure despite supreme confidence. In perhaps the biggest upset in Super Bowl history, the NY Giants defeated the heavily favored New England Patriots who entered Super Bowl XLII with a perfect 18-0 record. So sure of themselves, the Patriots filed applications to patent the phrase "19-0" and "19-0 The Perfect Season" more than a week before the game, only to have their collective asses handed to them by the Giants.
see also ryan leaf
see also ryan leaf
(failing a final exam despite having an A average going in) Boy, I really went "18 and 1" on that exam.
(losing the war in Iraq despite superior force going in) When will Bush ever realize that we went "18 and 1" in Iraq?
(losing the war in Iraq despite superior force going in) When will Bush ever realize that we went "18 and 1" in Iraq?
by SaMo Snatcher February 5, 2008

A borderline meme of UD, where people usually use this to use a conversation over a fucking example, and add a Person 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 69 , 420 , 666 , 1337 , 2763 , etc.
Person 1: Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
Pretty much everyone on the internet:
Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
Pretty much everyone on the internet:
Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
Do you really listen when you are talking with someone? I have a friend who listens in an unforgiving way. She actually takes every word you say as being something important and when you have a friend that listens like that, words take on a whole new meaning.
by someone out there who is bored January 15, 2021
