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Alan

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Alan, Do you watch monkey porn?
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Jerry Alan

Such a name only belongs to the sexiest of closet bois. Jerry Alan is a person who knows all of your sexual life and will do unspeakable things to you if you get no maidens. Although, Jerry Alan will treat you better than any other woman and will accompany all your sexual and everyday needs as long as you don't complain in bed. Moans also increase his testosterone during SEX. Also, Jerry Alan can get a little rough, so you may need to offer your life.
"Don't keep Jerry Alan waiting, he's in the closet. Good luck, you'll need it."
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Alan

He is coolest guy you can meet, This man is probably a norvegian god fall in earth.

I mean, MATE! You just have to talk 5 minutes with him to see how much he is smart , sarcastic, and a very unique piece of sincerity. He is very open minded, funny and brave with a great sense of honor.

He's a gentleman you never see a man more kind with girls( in bed that's an another story) this man is the perfect

boyfriend.Every time you spent with him, have to be fully enjoyed.
And of course you never have deep conversation before you talk with Alan.If you are his friend or girlfriend , you don't realise your chance to be with this person.

Everybody needs an Alan!
"Oh my god ,it's Alan!"

"Oww man! who is this cool guy with the black leather jacket ?"
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Alan Janney

An author of many books such as: The Outlaw and Good Girl.
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Alan

THE NICEST GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :D
Dang Alan’s the nicest friend
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Alaning

To have dirrhea so un-believably bad, that you rip yourself a new bootyhole.
"dude that curry was fire gave me such bad alaning tho"
by Mr Majos March 13, 2023
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Alan

cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy. the second definition of alan.
I just played some baseball, and really had an Alan time out there, and was just being a winner.

When you go into the club, just alan it. Be like him. Be cool, act cool, be cool.

Synonyms: tough guy, smart, brilliant, charming, awesome, cool, badass, the king, high and mighty, the chaffeur,the connoisseur, the pimp

Antonyms: anti-cool, loner, misogynistic, pervert, perv, wimp

Related words: tough, cool, wise, charming, the bruiser, the enforcer

Misspellings: allen, allan, allon, alon, alen, elan, alun
Alan will be rich in the future.
by Man Made Forever November 4, 2020
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