turkey couch

a couch that is so comfortable that when you sit on it, it feels like you just ate turkey, and you get sleepy and relaxed. may also be used to describe a comfy chair.

"What happened? You were supposed to meet me 3 hours ago!"

"Sorry, I sat down on the turkey couch and fell asleep."

by Hillary Claire November 8, 2007

Turkey Shoe

Directly translated means "small deal". a issue thats not really a big deal.

"Yo bro i just blazed and had to deal with my chick, that aint no turkey shoe"

"arguing with your moms, thats a turkey shoe fo real"

by Don-Dre March 2, 2009

turkey brain

The sleepy or dumb way a person thinks after they eat turkey.

After eating Thanksgiving dinner :

"Hey you wanna hang out later?"
"I didn't see it."
"What? That doesn't even make sense. You must have that turkey brain. "

by natedog1978 January 20, 2014

Turkey Time

The two or three work days before and after Christmas break when no one gets any work done.

"Hey did you do that thing you were gonna do?"

"Nope"

"Why not!? You should have done that thing a long time ago, did you forget?"
"No I'm just on turkey time and not getting anything done."

by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018

turkey girl

A girl that isn't really serious relationship material but serious enough to bring to family thanksgiving. Chances are she will be gone by Christmas.

Is Greg still with Turkey Girl from Thabksgiving?

No, Greg called it off and is single AF.

by kendallcm December 27, 2016

Turkey Melt

A sexual move where a man fucks an elderly person's loose neck skin.

Gertrude lives across from the high school so she can tempt the boys with turkey melts during their lunch period.

by luckypork July 15, 2011

Beach Turkey

Slang for a seagull. First used on The Simpsons when Bart was attacked by a seagull and Nelson used the term. Can also be used when you want someone on the beach to hurry up- "hey beach turkey, let's get going".

That beach turkey looks like he wants your bag of chips.

by Stinky August 31, 2017