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Safety Warrior

A very paranoid person who tries to busybody others into following their own rigid personal safety precautions.
"John keeps telling me not to take the subway on my upcoming trip to New York, because he thinks there's tons of crime. He's such a safety warrior!"
by greatjofo March 1, 2025
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Seven separate sections of safety

There are seven separate sections of safety:
1. Have an escape plan
2. Have equipment for every circumstance

3. Watch for people throwing things at you
4. Watch for anything that can and probably will hurt you
5. Accidents are prohibited

6. Be careful beware of safety

7. Accept that you are probably in danger at any and every given moment
Remember the seven separate sections of safety.
by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024
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Safety

Hym "You are violating my rights because you are vaguely concerned for your safety. The only lesson to be learned here is that you don't actually care about anything in a deontological capacity. You don't agree on rights and you're desperate power hungry people who only care about imposing you will on others. Die faster."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
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Safety Simp

Anyone at a company that has a safety role, or an employee that takes safety to seriously.
Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.
by CBcooper April 30, 2025
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Safety Meeting

If a safety meeting is called everyone meets in a central location to get a head change and make sure their mind is right.

To get high to steady ones mind.
I think it's time for a safety meeting in 5. Michael bring your apparatus, Destiny has the shit. Who got a torch?
by DoingThaMost1623 February 10, 2024
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safety burger

A burger dedicated to absorbing excessive alcohol after a long night out
Oh man, I had so much fun at that client dinner, I hope my wife doesn’t find out how drunk I am. I need a safety burger!
by Robbie rosé February 23, 2024
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