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Riley Jacklovitz

coolest person around. Very very muscular and drives a Dodge Challenger.
Wow, Riley Jacklovitz is really sexy.
by TheTruth1047 October 25, 2020
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The Riley Paradox

A vast and conflicting concept, The Riley Paradox was first observed forming from the mind of the person it is named after, Riley. The Riley Paradox is not an external object, however it is a transcended mindset when all mental fragments combine, where one would usually struggle with the grating of sadness across the soul, there is a concentrated core of all emotion, memories and logic into an ever flowing ball, meaning that any force will be dissipated but also experienced. To obtain the Riley Paradox, one must go through their darkest days, emerge victorious and experience prolonged exposure to multiple instances of Lewdity among other unexplainable internal events. There are multiple categories for the Riley Paradox, each named in "Versions" eg. V1, V2 and V3. Each version encompasses combined fragments, for example, the desire for Monster Girls.

The Riley Paradox is nothing easily explained, but this is a rough basic rundown on it.
Guy: Yo so you going alright man?
The Riley Paradox Obtainee: No, I have an insatiable desire for Monster Girls. V3 is hitting hard today.
Guy: Okay...
by Obtainee of the Paradox September 6, 2019
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Teddy Rileying

Superproducer Teddy Riley overproduction during his verzus battle against Babyface. thou sall not teddy rileying
by highflyer10 April 19, 2020
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thomas riley

A canadian goose that is very fond of apples
‘I held the apple in my hand as the thomas riley walked up and jabbed me to death solely with greed for my apple’
by Conalthegingernutcracker January 19, 2019
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Wifey Riley

When you have the best partner (romantically or platonically) in the whole universe, you call them Wifey Riley.
Brooo my partner is the best i love my wifey riley.
by WIFEYRILEYSWIFEY March 27, 2022
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Dirty riley

A dirty Riley is when he is getting bullied so he runs over to them, whips out his big one and uses it as an AK-47 with his spunk as ammo
"ugh i was getting bullied so i ran over and pulled a dirty riley, that'll sort them out"
by Scadoof March 2, 2022
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Riley Walker

"Riley Walker is 7,9!"
by applejooce June 15, 2022
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