Kyle

Kyle is someone who stocks up on Monster Energy Drinks for all 4 seasons. They play football and are very athletic. They are very energetic and can't seem to stay still. They are 6'11. They smash all the girls that they almost smash as much as Chad.

Goddamn....

dumb 5'2 jeremy: "chILLOUT, KYLE. Stop drinking all the Monster and Gatorade drinks. We are saving them for the game!"

Chad: "Stfu, Jermery... piece of shit"

by kooksthetic October 15, 2019

Kyle

A white dude that drinks Monster Energy Drinks, and can punch straight through dry wall.

Kyle “Yo Sonny, can you buy me some Monster Energy Drinks from the store down the street.”
Sonny “No!”
Kyle *Punches through the dry wall in anger*

by An Asian Sonny October 15, 2019

Kyle

A Kyle likes to punch walls and drink monsters

Omg Kyle your knuckles r fucked

by Green dinosaur June 9, 2019

Kyle

A Kyle is in most cases, a pothead, skater, Taco Bell addict, and excessive energy drink drinker. Some Kyles also surf. Normally used not referring to someone ACTUALLY named Kyle.

Bro One: Dude, I saw this guy with a skateboard smoking pot outside the school today
Bro Two: Prolly named Kyle
Bro One: Yeup

by Heisenbergus111 October 4, 2019

kyle

A friend who has many other friends but chooses you to hang out with. He lets you borrow his cards and eat his snacks. He is a great friend.

He's such a good friend that he's a kyle!

by Atti's Smeagol May 16, 2018

kyle

1. Kyle the best character on South Park.
2. Fanfiction KYLE IS HOT
3. I like the name Kahl better.

"Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahl KYLE" - Eric Cartman
"YOU GOD DAMN JEW!"
"YOU BASTARD!"
"I DO NOT CARRY JEW GOLD GOD DAMMIT CARTMAN!"

by Kahl April 26, 2007

kyle

A kyle is when a girl takes a dump below the area of your nostrals and you snort it up through your nose, as she gives you a handjob and sucks on ur butthole.

ThAT chick totally gave me a kyle last night, man she was awsome at it.

by Blazi January 11, 2008