Mule Hammer

A large penis, esp. one that is capable of injury.
That dude's Mule Hammer bruised his girl's cervix.
by JBK October 17, 2005
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The Hebrew Hammer

A hilarious take-off on Blackploitation genre films such as Shaft--a Jewploitation flick starring Adam Goldberg as the title character, the Hebrew Hammer.
Have you seen The Hebrew Hammer?
by AynRandsTeddyBear May 02, 2005
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Goin' Hammer

To go off (In a good way), To get on a roll, Can't be stopped, derived from the term "going ham".
X: Man LeBron James can't be stopped tonight.
Y: Yeah I know, he goin' hammer tonight.

X: I just owned everybody in that round of Call Of Duty deathmatch.
Y: Yeah you were Goin' Hammer
by DThimself December 07, 2010
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hammer hoe

a female that is extremely, severely unattractive 2. a female who has had a horrible day, week, etc. and looks as if somebody just beat her ass with a hammer. butter head
Dam, homie look at dat hammer hoe!
by Chyra B. February 06, 2009
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Dingle Hammer

A special hammer used for smashing the dingleberries off of your ass hairs.
"He pulled his ass hairs tight, and shattered his dingleberries to oblivion with his dingle hammer."

"In my line of work the dingle hammer is a usefull tool."

"If you use my dingle hammer you better clean it!"

"He accidently smashed his balls with the dingle hammer."
by Circus Freak January 10, 2010
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poop a hammer

1. This phenomenon occurs mostly to town drunks after a night pounding cheap local beer and sobering up with a hearty platter of taco bell cheesy gordita crunches. The following morning the drunkard awakes to a wretched pain in their stomach and passes what appears to be a hammer through their bowels

2. Manually sticking a ball-peen hammer up the anus then dropping a deuce.
..................i just had to poop a hammer..............that's the last time i sit on my utility belt.........
by Your mom likes my dong October 16, 2009
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fan the hammer

When a male uses either penile muscles or pinching of the fingers to spread his ejaculation out into a rapid fire series of spurts to cover more area. Named after the method used to rapidly fire a revolver seen in Old West movies.
Ryan decided to fan the hammer at the strip club resulting in a class-action lawsuit.
by PermOFrost June 10, 2016
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