Brandon

A whore like being that touches himself in public to the point of no return. From there he throws his hands in public and screams, "Hoopty, Hoopty, Hay!"

Cody: Rachel, are you sure you want to be with him, he is such a Brandon

Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like

Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself

by Ason12 January 26, 2010

Brandon

A mis-shapen slob who lives in my guest house and enjoys Justin Beiber while wearing womens panties. He also offers blow jobs for beer money.

During th OJ trial that Kato Kalin sure was a "Brandon".

by el colon June 18, 2010

Brandon

some disgusting weirdo, lil indian scammer

yo brandon beat it

by BobtheTatMate October 12, 2018

Brandon

1. The most amazing and caring man in the world.
2. Capable of more than they give themselves credit for.
3. Someone I am always excited to spend time with.
4. The BEST person for Brittany and Everett.

I can't imagine spending my life without Brandon.

I'm so lucky to have Brandon in my life.

I love Brandon so much.

by justsomegirlinlove October 5, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is a total creepy douchebag, he's always going to be a dickhead and deserves a "fuck you" every now and then.

That guy is such a fucking Brandon, I'd fuck him up if he still lived here.

by LordGanggyisdaddy February 6, 2019

Brandon

Someone who always fucks something up.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that guy who fucked something up?
Person 2: Yeah, his name's probably Brandon.

by bmjmb June 7, 2017

Brandon

Brandon is a very kind and loving guy he has lots of friends and is really tall and athletic He will do anything to keep his girl happy but once you get to know him you will realize that he is kinda of a dick and pretty fake

Brandon:hi my name is Brandon
You:oh hey there you seem pretty cool and attractive

You (after getting to know him):your kinda a bitch sorry :/

by Man I love chicken strips June 14, 2019