Ranch

Guy: "Aw man! Look at all that ranch on her face!"
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Ranch

Ranch is the best condiment in the world invented by the great and famous Dylan Cohen and has been lived ever since since 1854.
Can I get some ranch for the chicken ranch wrap please!
by Certified Definer July 03, 2024
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Ranch

A term describing weed that looks very low grade but is actually high quality bud
"Yo this grass is browner than chocolate milk "

"Its friggin ranch though bro"

"Legalize Ranch "
by Doctor Esophagus September 24, 2021
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Cock ranching

When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it
Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad
by George ranchington March 01, 2018
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Spicy Ranch Doughnut

The act of one person French kissing another person's anus. While similar to rimming this act coveys a much more passionate approach. This act requires full tongue insertion and movement as if the anus is a mouth.
During foreplay Sally told Jim " Quit messing around and give me a spicy Ranch doughnut before you go knocking on the back door"
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Grief ranch

When you’re so sad cuz your rabbits died a horrible yet preventable death and then you eat a stupid amount of ranch as the 8th stage of grief
What do I do? My girl’s real sad.
Give her some grief ranch. That’ll help.
by Mjdance July 11, 2021
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Minnesota Ranch Cup

When 2 or more men climax in a cup and dip their penis tips in it
Hey there bud, we’re gonna have a Minnesota Ranch Cup sesh later. Wanna join?
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