John was Misty's man slave, first she would make him clean the house and then he would be allowed to please her in bed.
by Sarah.Gibson31 May 25, 2018
A man known to hang around East London. He wears a trench coat full of shanks and cocaine, has a bad case of bubonic plague and is absolutely shit at foreign languages. The Shank Man is a pyromaniac and is laugh is the first thing you hear in an insane asylum. He knows nothing of technology, and somehow has a tracker on the Lemon Cult at all times. He is part of the Grapefruit Gang, and therefore a demon. Other members of this gang are the Axe Woman and the Saw Man, but the Shank Man is most predominant here on Earth. If you see him, you gotta go fast.
Albert (Lemon Cult Leader): I just saw the Shank Man!
Rosa (Lemon Cult Co-Founder and Treasurer): Really my dude?
Albert (Lemon Cult Leader): Yeah. Luckily he didn't notice me because he was trying to figure out what a computer was. I Naruto ran away from him.
Rosa (Lemon Cult Co-Founder and Treasurer): Really my dude?
Albert (Lemon Cult Leader): Yeah. Luckily he didn't notice me because he was trying to figure out what a computer was. I Naruto ran away from him.
by LemonyDude June 07, 2020
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by Muffler man January 25, 2019
The wingman who takes one for the team and talks to the Designated Ugly Fat Friend (DUFF). So the player has the opportunity to pick up the babe.
by Frankie B Govan September 05, 2015
NOUN
A man who has the taste and style to own and/or operate a Jaguar car.
(Does not apply to owners of the S-Type, as thats just a mondeo)
A man who has the taste and style to own and/or operate a Jaguar car.
(Does not apply to owners of the S-Type, as thats just a mondeo)
"Jag man says - I'd sooner push a Jaguar than drive a ford"
"Check out the Jag man, wish i had one of them
"Check out the Jag man, wish i had one of them
by Mike (Jag Man) D. Sanders August 05, 2008