Text Rage

when people get angry about a text that was misunderstood. This usually happens when the texter forgets that sarcasm and charming voices do not carry well via text. The textee then feels that anger or ill will has been presented and lashes out against the unsuspecting sender of the original text. Friendships have been severed and spouses have been murdered due to such trivial matters. It's amazing we are all still alive to read this bit of nonsense.

Upon reading and misunderstanding his wife's text, he fell into a fit of text rage, throwing his cell phone across the room and watching it smash into pieces.

by buggerritt October 25, 2012

wifi rage

The act of naming a WIFI network in such a way as to discourage free use or hacking thereof. Also known as "passive aggressive wifi".

I'm usually a wifi sniffer, but the neighbor changed his wifi name to "GoAwayNowPest" so he knows I've been downloading porn on his dime... he has wifi rage.

by singedude June 16, 2010

Rage Jerking

Masturbating out of a sense of extreme frustration and despair

Rage Jerking (v): Cavebro was so upset when he failed the Series 7 by 1 question that he ran home and rage jerked 3 times in his bed.

by Moistio2 October 13, 2017

Bunnings Rage

The fury experienced when your local hardware store (for example, Bunnings in Australia or New Zealand) has every product except the one you came there for.

Dave, want to go get a burger?
Sorry mate, Bob went to Bunnings only to find they were out of AA batteries - his Bunnings Rage was so fierce I have to go to the police station to get him out
Good luck with that, the cops are cracking down and you're going to have to charm storm those fuckers!

by Wet Brown Dog May 7, 2014

perc rage

to be in an extreme state of anger/distress induced by having consumed percs, usually due to the withdrawals that come with it

guy 1: "MAN FUCK YOU YOU BETTER GIVE ME MY PERCS BEFORE I BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT"
guy 2: "chill holmes you tweaking the fuck out that perc rage just hitting you'll be glad i took them away from you"

by czplo December 21, 2022

Master-rage

Raging by oneself alone in the dark by the light of your laptop.

Nathan goes to the U of M during finals week and master-rages alone.

by Pookiebear1111111111 December 16, 2011

Vector Rage

When losing the game Vector TD at school, one feels inclined to abuse the monitor, keyboard or other various items nearby.

*CRASH*
shit, ryan has vector rage

by Stokesley September 23, 2010