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Dress code

A dress code is an authoritarian rule often enforced by, mostly, schools. Often supported by the two party elite, there is a growing movement(as of 2021) to repeal all dress codes in schools and elsewhere.

Although some religious groups might support these, efforts to introduce or even make dress codes more stricter are often sexist towards females, who make up about half of the libertarian population.
by Libertypedia May 22, 2023
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a taylor swift song that makes me and a lot of other people h word
person 1: hey what’s that taylor swift song that’s on
person 2: oh yeah it’s called dress is really hot let’s make out to it
by taylorswiftrailme June 28, 2021
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Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.
Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."
by Colojolo July 26, 2009
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Dress the Squirrel

To put a condom on
Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.

Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.
by BJ Strange March 7, 2014
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WOW, it’s a national dress up like your coworker day! Congratulations, today you can dress up like your coworker, and the best one will get free lunch!

P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless
- Hey, what day is it?

- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!

- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!

- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!
by gcage June 14, 2023
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Half Dressed Honey

Wow the beach is just chock full of half dressed honeys today.
by Adapt April 4, 2008
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Dressed to slam

A woman or man who is dressed in manner to pick up and have sexual relations with another person or persons.
Kane: Did you see what Lucy is wearing tonight? She’s definitely looking for some action.

Nathan: She’s dressed to slam.
by Schlonga November 3, 2019
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