by FatEngineer October 23, 2022
Get the fucked up old hagmug. Humans Against Genesis refers to a commercial for the original Sonic the Hedgehog for Genesis featuring Larry Cedar where Cedar plays a woman named Denita Stokes who is the CEO of Humans Against Genesis, or HAG for short. The commercial is known for featuring some prototype footage of the game as well.
Narrator: Denita Stokes, President of Humans Against Genesis (HAG).
Stokes: Itās bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say heās incredibly fast. Well whatās the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why canāt he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!
Stokes: Itās bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say heās incredibly fast. Well whatās the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why canāt he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!
by BobackTFox January 31, 2023
Get the Humans Against Genesis (HAG)mug. by Nut1ng November 30, 2022
Get the T Hagmug. A woman who surrounds herself with gay men and the friends of gay men, she is often not the prettiest face and over weight, she has female friends but sheās always talking about her gay male friends. If she can use her āstatusā with the gay men in her life to gain friendships with lesbians she will too. She called herself bisexual but youāve only ever seen her drunk kissing another female because she likes dick but she thinks being bisexual makes her more appealing to the gay men she obsesses over. She does not like anyone else (especially a female) having the attention of her gays but if she canāt see a way to sabotage that relationship without losing her fag hag status then she will crawl right up that persons butt hole so she can be included. Sheās usually a girl who is insecure and can be a ācouple beers short of a six packā. She usually dislikes straight females who are prettier and slimmer than her and she always has to have someone who she treats as being beneath her or pathetic.
Yeh look Betty is a Fag Hag, she literally treats everyone else like shit unless she wants something but she would never have the nerve to treat her gays like that.
by KikiDoYouLoveMe21 November 22, 2021
Get the Fag Hagmug. by senorgibbi November 19, 2024
Get the Wanker Hagmug. by Moonbeam76 January 12, 2022
Get the Hag flapmug. A slut of the forest.
A bunch of us went camping last weekend and things got really wild when a bunch of stump hags showed up.
by TroyR6 February 12, 2018
Get the stump hagmug.