A woman who spends all of her time with gay men. She hardly has any straight male friends and typically is really lonely and single. she relies on her gay friends to keep her company.
by anonymous hag August 16, 2018
short for "haggard" - that really shitty feeling when it hits about mid-day after a long night of drinking and/or other shenanigans with minimal sleep. it's that tired hangover feeling sets in where you don't feel human and just want to crawl in bed but have to suffer through another 6 hours of work.
even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.
even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.
Adrian - "Ugh. I'm so tired today - I shouldn't have had all of that beer last night. I feel so hags."
Leigh - "Same. I was literally picking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."
Leigh - "Same. I was literally picking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."
by adlm November 8, 2017
by jvpheth February 3, 2022
Hag is southern slang for the word roast. To hag someone means to roast their looks or what their wearing, basically means to make fun of someone
by blasiandestroyer777 July 30, 2019
A middle-aged woman rocking a fat grey hairline and cheap neon colored eyeshadow, who wears foulards all year long and loves Hard Rock t-shirts.
„Hey G could you help me with a case?“
„No way I am too busy knitting socks for my cats!“
„Your such an The OG HAG, G!!!!“
„No way I am too busy knitting socks for my cats!“
„Your such an The OG HAG, G!!!!“
by QueenOfTheFagHags November 4, 2020
A hetereosexual woman who hangs out with heterosexual men. Similar to a fag hag as these relationships are not physical as the only purpose of being seen with men is to get an ex-husband jealous.
by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008