Are you slaggin' the lagan ?

A rhetorical question used as a retort when someone says a stupid, crass, or offensive sentence. The Lagan is a river in Ireland on which the City of Belfast is situated.

Person1: He's an idiot !!
Person2: Are ya slaggin' the lagan?

by Michael O'Meara December 23, 2003

You got daved

To get back handed by a chick in public!

You got daved! I Will Dave all you mofos! Oh shit, you just got daved!

by Jimbone1122 July 24, 2011

can you see?

a phrase used in the movie "Minority Report" by the precog, Agatha. She says this occasionally, and all you can think is, "Dude, whats up with her?"

Can you see???

by El_Scorcho September 5, 2003

i glove you

being totally infatuated with ones gloving abilty after they have completely stolen your face.

omg your finger rolls are the best ive ever seen! I glove you lets trade kandi!

I think im in glove with your tuts!

by plurpenguin April 13, 2014

you want dick

you wanna fuck

do you want dick? ughh yesss pleaseee

by shittykitty123 November 14, 2016

I heart you

According to Mr. Rehan Tahir "I love you" and "I heart you" have completely different meaning. Which no one knows what. Even he doesn't know.

He said, "I heart you"
She said, "Isn't that same thing as I love you"
He said, "No, are you kidding me?"

by MRS. TAHIR October 22, 2014

I'm up to you

A phrase used to signify to an individual that you are aware of their current level shenanigans and believe that you have surpassed them in your level of shenanigans.

The phrase is best delivered in a condescending vocal tone.

Garfield: Hey! Odie!
Odie: Whats up Garfield?
Garfield: I'm up to you.

by technocrat September 5, 2011