jesus christ monkey balls

term used by officer harris of south park

jesus christ monkey balls that man isnt black, i cant believe i almost framed an innocent rich guy who isnt black!

by tj tomorrow March 7, 2007

pu-tang monkey

Somebody who's a monkey for putang.
So basically anyone who loves putang.
In any way shape or form.

So basically all males.

Matt: I just got some hot pu-tang last night, oh I just loved it.

Chris: Your such a pu-tang monkey.
but then basically all males are.

Matt: Yeah I'm a totall monkey for pu-tang.

by Putang monkey August 9, 2008

teh evil monkey

a evil monkey that dodge every attack without thinking.

Naru stabsssssssss teh monkey.
Monkey_fish_man dodges.

Naru: evil monkey!

by Naru August 3, 2004

Anal-Dwelling Butt-Monkey

The name Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey, with all of God's powers) gives the little monkey that he makes come out of a gang member's butt in revenge of a previous beating.

"Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy."

by BD August 6, 2004

Left-handed monkey wrench

A fictitious tool. A monkey wrench has no left-handed or right-handed versions. Often used as a practical joke, i.e. telling someone to find a left-handed monkey wrench for you.

"Hey, will you go find me a left-handed monkey wrench? I need to fix this pipe."

by Fictitious Plumber January 30, 2012

My Gym Partner's A Monkey

Why I stopped watching Cartoon Network.

"My Gym Partner's A Monkey"...who gives a shit?

by Some idiot who thinks you are gay October 7, 2006

0-0 dart monkey

A monkey that pops 1 bloon per shot. Then sucks the power of the temple and pops ZOMG's in 2 shots

At round 1, I placed a 0-0 dart monkey down in the middle

by YT:Numbat Channel August 7, 2018