POSER

Not being real.Being corny. All of Hollywood now a days The china communist party Co intelligences Confucius institute Philly Artists

Your such a poser. Look at the Hollywood Posers

by BOYCOTT CHINA September 18, 2022

Poser

Poser is a person in their 20s or under who dresses so much like a skater that their outfit screams to people that they skateboard yet they don’t even have a skateboard or have one but doesn’t know how to use one but brings it with them but doesn’t use it. Posers may hold their Trucks or do Mongo Pushing and brag about their fake grindings from their skateboard and that they’re so good at skateboarding, Until someone asks them to do an Ollie and ends up getting injured causing themselves to be embarassed and everyone calling them “Posers”

Kid: Hey! Do a Kickflip!
Poser: Oh Uh Okay… “Attempts an Ollie and falls”
Kid: Do you even SKATE mister?
Poser: Um of course I do, I’ve been skating for years!
Kid: Then how did you fail trying an Ollie??
Poser: Look… I’m just aaaaa burnt out okay.
Kid: Okay then, Poser!

by 8408 :D October 8, 2022

Poser

A person who starts a Misfits tribute band and worries more about what they look like and the exact lyrics than actually worrying about having fun. Can often be seen at San Miguel's eating TexMex and wearing a leather trenchcoat.

Wade is a poser.

by C4_Party November 17, 2022

Poler

Someone regularly receives massive juice dick and is usually male.

Ben: Jhon's a poler

Jack: how do you know?

by Ass kicker 4000 November 25, 2022

Pogers

Amazing; look at Lachlan's Youtube channel, he says it a lot.

Pogers!

by melz-1 December 1, 2022

poser potato

a couch potato whom is so desperate for attention that they engulf themselves into the hobbies of those they manipulate into introducing themselves to, whom when the truth of behaviors and habits of themselves finally breach the surface of the lie the craft to ingratiate themselves into the lives of others, reverts back to the aggressive "couch potato" to troll on facebook until they find another unfortunate soul to prey upon.

princess poser potato over there rage quit and has returned to aggro-sulk in her native habitat, the couch. careful not to get too close toghe remote, she gets violent.

by Cthulhu Rex February 1, 2023

poker brian

A poker Brian is defined as someone who sucks out and then thinks they are a genius for it. This can be applied to any poker game whenever they think they're good for getting lucky.

That guy got so lucky on the river but totally went poker Brian on me and thought he was a genius.

by B4032883 February 9, 2023