post-nut hangover

The dread that hits when you realize you did some crazy horny shit last night

Person 1: “Oooh fuck I think I think I messed up, I hooked up with my ex last night”
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”

by Dab Police July 23, 2022

Back Nuts

When you're laying in bed and your girlfriend or other kicks you in the butt during a joke and it hits your nuts from the behind with 1 nut or 2 hanging by your butt crack

Babe stop kicking me you might hit my back nuts!

by InfinityApe August 19, 2019

On My Nuts

When Bird tries to reveal that she’s a man which also reveals that Dark was gay this entire time.

On my nuts.

by RealDark June 23, 2021

Ghost Nut

When a guy is jacking off and is about to nut, but right before he does he grabs on tight as to not let anything come out, thus granting the similar feeling of nutting without the mess.

“Oh you’ve never ghost nut before? Try it, it’s pretty neat. No mess and that. Idk”

by Barbarian Buddy March 4, 2022

Deez Nuts Id

Deez Nuts Id is a powerful security method that uses deez nuts to authenticate the user. It is now equipped in the DeezNuts Book Pro, the MemeBook Pro, and the Imeme Deez Nuts Edition

" Please use Deez Nuts Id to make this payment of 20 AUD"

by Cling Clong Wang Wong February 5, 2023

Nut baby

A baby born to the kind of family that is commonly described as trailer trash or ghetto. A child of severely dysfunctional (often very young) parents, often with too many siblings, no proper home life, violence, drug abuse, no aspirations to a better life, too many appearances on daytime talk shows. Meant as a humorous term for an obviously serious problem, baby is not a nut until enough time has passed to inherit parent's nuttiness. Plural form used by talk show host Frosty Stillwell on January 23, 2014, during his show as broadcast on 910 radio in San Francisco.

I saw another crazy couple, with a baby, might as well call it a nut baby. Those nut jobs out there keep on turning out more nut babies, out-reproducing us sane folk. Pretty soon we'll be up to our asses in nut babies.

by Mercurywoodrose January 23, 2014

nut snuggler

Nut snuggler: A loser that snuggles up to another mans kids aka snuggling his nutz. aka "step dad" aka mommies friend aka "uncle"

1 That fucking nut snuggler is going to get shot he keeps fucking with my kids.

2 Hey Mark, why don't you just go pull down Tom's pants and snuggle his nutz directly, you fucking nut snuggler.

3 Damn Mark, I here Tom has kids with kelly and tina, maybe you should try and raise those kids for him to, you nut snuggling b-tch.

by C_fold January 26, 2024