right-hand reader

An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.

Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.

by QuacksO October 17, 2019

you got the best hand

You doing better than me!

Your life is pretty good now.

I'd like to be I. Your shoes.

How are you doing? Man you got the best hand!

If I had your hand, I'd throw mine in!

by Onin2 October 29, 2020

Left handed 1 December

You may only use the left Hand to get it

After NNN I used the left hand to totally get it cause it’s left handed 1 December

by 1december🖐 November 27, 2019

second hand act

Personal Cringe one feels watching the act of another.

What a second hand act! Joey was just here and already whipped & nae nae’d

by Wordsmithbihtadah March 2, 2024

Hand in barrel

Basically referring to something that you’ve dealt with before or something you go through everyday.

I’m used to John complaining about his dad, it’s so hand in barrel now

Most of the stuff Mandy talks about is just hand in barrel now

by I_Know_Tingz November 24, 2023

hand rub

Rubbing a penis with your hand

I want to hand rub you

by Han rub August 12, 2017

Hand Gibber

A very dry, aggressive, and amateur “handjob.” Usually painful, but considered a right of passive in the south. By Haley

Oh wow, Haley totes gives the best hand gibbers, I almost got off but my penis started bleeding

by Dr. DeezNutz March 5, 2022