by Jack.y.boy December 12, 2018
Get the NEW WORD mug.When you stick your finger in your partners asshole and let that little rasscle wrestle in their asshole.
by Tim Gates December 12, 2018
Get the New Jersey Hamster mug.by swim80552 December 27, 2018
Get the New Borkston mug.Bob: hey, do you have any winter break plans?
Joe: yeah im going to Albuquerque, New Mexico
Bob: isnt it super dry and dusty?
Joe: yeah...
Joe: yeah im going to Albuquerque, New Mexico
Bob: isnt it super dry and dusty?
Joe: yeah...
by mycactusisblooming December 27, 2018
Get the Albuquerque, New Mexico mug.The time of year you explode a fk ton of gundpowder in the air to celebrate 1 year closer to your death.
Oh and you make resolutions you never keep.
Oh and you make resolutions you never keep.
by RubberPanda January 1, 2019
Get the New Year mug.Reference given to a new male in a single mothers life . As he is unsuspecting to his new role as new dad to her children this phrase is only ever noticed by the single mother and may cause a response that is angry in nature due to her failed ability to mate with the right male and have a stable family environment for her children like they should be
Hey new dad , can we not go to uncle Fergos this weekend please new dad ... last time he put his finger in my bum and he made me bleed .
Yo did you see Sarah’s kids new dad he is such a babe and I wish I had a new dad for my kids too
Yo did you see Sarah’s kids new dad he is such a babe and I wish I had a new dad for my kids too
by Newdad January 5, 2019
Get the New Dad mug.Homie 1: Ay man, you gon turn up tonight brotha?
Homie 2: Shit man, you know it's New Months Eve. I'll be lit af.
Homie 2: Shit man, you know it's New Months Eve. I'll be lit af.
by pseudosanctity January 11, 2019
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