Slanging Pussy

Getting alot of attractive girls to have sex with you when ever you want

Ron: Hows it going with the ladies Joe?
Joe: Its amazing, im slanging pussy.

by Jabookman December 4, 2013

Picasso Pussy

Pussy that is so perfect and aesthetically pleasing that Pablo Picasso himself should be required to come back from the dead to sculpt it out of a single piece of Spanish marble.

I wanted to break up with the girl but I couldn't because she had a Picasso Pussy.

by T-6driver36 April 28, 2015

Pussy Pleaser

When a woman/man upsets or embarrasses their lady fuck buddy and they try and make it better by giving the woman what she wants or telling her what she wants to hear but, ultimately, makes the overall situation worse.

"Dude, you told her she could paint your bedroom walls hot pink? Your such a fucking pussy pleaser!

by Ze Queen the 13 May 4, 2020

pussy rain

When the rain is so light that you can survive without an umbrella, but people still have umbrellas up; pussy rain.

"People have umbrellas up? Must be pussy rain."

by BlizzardBucky May 18, 2017

Pussy flake

When your preforming oral on a girl and a pubic hair falls in your mouth

John-"yo I was eating this girl out last night and a pussy flake flew in my mouth"

by YUNG LEAN BEAN ON THE SCENE March 1, 2017

Pussy Juice

Something your mum left on my quilt last night.

'Fucking hell mate, this pussy juice tastes very good!'

by yodaschoda April 15, 2016

Pussy Smuggling

When a wife intentionally abstains from sex in an attempt to manipulate or control her husband. A wife is also deemed a smuggler if she does not provide reasonable access to the pun just for the sake of being mean. The art of pussy smuggling is complicated, it walks the razors edge of successful manipulation and getting dumped. Usually dumped.

His wife has been smuggling for weeks, maybe he should pay attention to her more.

My wife is an extreme pussy smuggler, I think it's time I get a trade in for a newer model.

Her addiction to pussy smuggling destroyed her marriage.

by The Tangerine August 31, 2013