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Life couch

Someone you want to sit on long term, potentially in an explicit way. Often confused with life coach, much more boring
Hey you’re my life couch, can i sit on you
by Life couch January 30, 2021
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LIFE GUARDING

when a man cums on another man or women's nose.
"LIFE GUARDING" my boyfriend said he was gonna give me a facial but he came on my nose and was life guarding me
by ADDERALL ADMIRAL526 January 31, 2021
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Meaning of life

by bobnockers February 1, 2021
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My life is a potato

a sentence that a retard would say
some loser fuck: My life is a potato!
Every other well-developed human being: Oh no, he's retarded
by georgy177 February 5, 2021
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Five Finger Life

A way to say you find a way to get what you need, even if you have to steal it.

Resorting to theft to meet needs, such as stealing food to eat or clothes to stay warm:
If I can’t buy it then I’ll resort to five finger life and get it for myself.

“He paid rent by living that five finger life.”
by Casheel February 5, 2021
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Life

What it's like to be on LSD with a side of Peyote and a Frog to lick after without being on LSD with a side of Peyote and a Frog to lick after
by Go Daddio TV February 8, 2021
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life

the reason why you're reading this right now and not doing something meaningful or useful in your life.
by norweagian blue February 8, 2021
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