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National Act Slow Day

December 6th is national act slow day, a day where you act slow and retarted all day .
Alex: December 6th you know what that means...
Brie: National act slow day..
by Jayla Cat December 4, 2019
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National Treason Day

The one, and only, day of the year that defines what America is about; Her Birthday! The 4th of July is the day that we, as Americans, committed treason against the patriarchy of the Kingdom of Great Britain by declaring our independence.
Today is National Treason Day! Let's go throw some Tea in the harbor to celebrate America's birthday!
by Irish Guacamole July 4, 2024
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National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.
Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day
by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021
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National pussy sending day

On the 28th of April you have to send your boyfriend 3 videos of you playing with your pussy. They all have to be ATLEAST 30 seconds or they wont count and they have to be on the same day or else they double until you send them.
Hey can you send me a video of your pussy?

no

but its the 28th National pussy sending day

oh okay I forgot (sends)
by laydim12 April 28, 2024
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National love day

Mike:Did u hear it National love day

Jake:yeah I’ma buy my girlfriend chocolate today and ice cream
by Mikados September 28, 2021
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National Peanut Jar day

April 23rd is National Peanut Jar day. Remember to bow to any Peanut jars seen on that day.
Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!
by MrPeanut’sGhost April 20, 2021
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national be weird day

On January 24is be weird day.So be weird people LIKE MEEEEEEEEEE! Well just be as weird as u like. You can kiss ur bff be awesome and weird
Ava:its National be weird day
Bff:EVERYONE BE WEIRD!
by Bagelwithcreamcheese November 2, 2019
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