john homer

You cannot speak engrish. You do brack magic and are too good at it... wut du hell?
da herro i am the person john homer i can do brack magic and i drink brackish da water
by iamdabrackmagicmaster March 07, 2016
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John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails
Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!
by Digidark April 25, 2018
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pancake john

yo is that pancake john??
by pancakejohn December 23, 2023
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John Dykson

A slur used by westraurians who likes big black oily men
Hey! Look at that John Dykson!
by Thug Hunting Soldier December 07, 2022
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John Todd

A guy who compensates with the cars he drives, and fake ice. On his off-time he likes to downhill-ski with the boys in the backseat of a shitbox Tacoma while listening to Rack City through a gen. 1 iPod.
Awh shit, John Todd brought the gay parade again
by Not so gay November 16, 2019
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A high school in East Lancashire, England, and is run by an evil witch and her evil accomplice, which sadly can not be named due to urban dictionary rules and guidance, however the evil witch and her accomplice has a reputation for causing the staff to run away in fear and quit their jobs. The school is basically a prison, with having more security fences built around the school, which is bad for students but good if you want to turn it into a military outpost; when you realise the high school is catholic, you do understand why the priests might want to contain the students.
Person 1: Have you hears of SS John Fisher and Thomas More Roman Catholic High School.
Person 2: Yeah, be aware of the teacher who confiscates your MacDonald chicken nuggets, he has a reputation of throwing books at students.
by Masterg1 November 14, 2023
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Curse of John the Dog

The very definition of a curse. It will begin by looking into the accursed John the Dog's eyes. This curse will affect your whole bloodline by causing traumatic dreams and event throughout their entire life. John the Dog was created in a freak accident after an artist accidentally brought his creation to life, and John began to spread his
curse.
I have succumb to the Curse of John the Dog. John the Dog has curse my whole bloodline!
by Gary Peacock February 06, 2025
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