Road John

A “John ” is the hardest man on the streets yh. Him and Ed run eccy road fam and are the cheekiest men on de block fam. Get on there bad side And they will call up big man Zac the weed farmer to intimidate the Bdale Mandem.

Yo rud boi, there’s a Road John near by, we should run fam.
Road John means hardest man in the park.

by Roadman 21savage lookin man November 24, 2018

john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.

What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021

John Cena

-A wannabe dumb bully who insists no one can see him while in reality everybody can and shakes his right hand vertically as a taunt to check his victim's sighting power.
-A person dressed up as a bowl of Fruity Pebbles according to Dwayne Johnson "The Rock"
-A part time wrestler who appears more on Total Divas than Raw and Smackdown
-A meme that died but keeps coming back

Dan: And his name is "John CEEEEEEEENAAAAA!!!"
David: "John Cena"?!! seriously? C'mon man, that's a very old joke

by Mr.Warrior December 11, 2018

John Cena

You can't see it.

"Look guys! It's John Cena!"
"Oh false alarm boys it's just a ghost."

by Sh1fted September 26, 2020

John

John is an unusual gem. He's strong, athletic, ripped, handsome, and especially extremely smart. He loves to laugh and different things and can sometimes be a goofball! But will always get very serious when need be and take control of the situation. Women love him as he is very good in bed and always the dominant one. John can be a true gentleman when he keeps his ego in check and always protective of those he loves! A smart Chad at the end of the day.

John is such a cool guy! I would love to meet John. Damn did you hear about that John guy?

by lowellkjx February 3, 2021

John Wicked

Short for "beating someone ruthlessly for animal cruelty"

G: Hey Bob, you know what happedned to Jacksons roommate? He looks like he got hit by a car

Bob: Yeah, he came last night drunk to thier appartment and kicked Jacksons 6 months old kitty so he John Wicked his ass
G: Well deserved

by Krusanter May 6, 2022

John

Someone who plays gta 5 non stop

Stop being a John and get off the Xbox

by Nerd54 April 29, 2020