romeo john

A John that is more intrested in romancing a hooker and getting her to fall in love with him than having sex with her

Bill bought a six pack of wine coolers and some chocolate for his hooker tonight. He is such a Romeo John trying to get his hookers to fall in love with him.

by Romeoblues June 15, 2015

john gabanna

He is a legend, and he likes marijuana.
John Gabanna is the guy who fucks your mom from the back.

ja, ich ficke deine mama

von hinten rauch marijuana
sie lutscht an meinem dick
als wär ich john gabanna

by John Gabanna November 24, 2022

John Rana

A sexy beast who plays karuta

Person 1: "John Rana"

Person 2: "Fr."

by ShinnieIkari September 30, 2022

John Krasinski

Who is always Jim for us.
Jim Halpert

Other Person: "John Krasinski was totally great on lip sync battle"
Me: "Who is John?"
Other Person: "I mean Jim Halpert."

by oldtinbox October 31, 2017

John Leo

Ma pride. Mo reply rag ganahan. Player. Incredibly Liar.

John Leo hates girls but girls love him.

by Hatkik May 17, 2022

john alford <3

literally the best bf a girl could ever ask for . he is so cute and is like a big baby when he around his gorgeous gf , bc how could he not his gf is literally sexy asf and is the epitome of goddess energy . but anyways john alford is the best thing that has ever happened to anyone bc he easily lights up the room with his unique personality and his bright adorable smile

random bih: ouu girl i need to get me a john alford <3 i heard they do it best

by Yuzu-kin November 20, 2023

John Crews

Biggggg beefy daddy John, he makes you want to pull off all your clothes and spray all over. He is your king once you dap him up. Hot body John they call him. Some people deny his glorious seduction but they all cave eventually!

John crews made me cum

by Aiden Johnson September 27, 2023