ball bag muncher

Somebody that gargles on a ball bag or many ball bags.

My Ex Girlfriend is a ball bag muncher

by PeachyyNess January 13, 2014

Orbital Tea-bag

The act of tea-bagging an individual from great height or distance, using an object to propel yourself from or to jump off.

My friend is swimming in a pool... I took a long run up, jumped off the diving board, spread my legs and shouted 'Orbital Tea-bag' before landing on his head.

by Wod-c July 13, 2010

heavy bag hero

A heavy bag hero is someone who doesn’t train in a boxing gym but hits a heavy bag, giving them the false identity of a boxer.

Jimmy- “Shawn said he wants to spar with you”
John- “Shawn? Man that kid don’t box he’s a heavy bag hero”
Jimmy - “ yeah you’re right he came to my gym once and cried after sparring 🤣”

by Ryantooshifty April 23, 2022

Boom boom bag

A bag that is packed when you’re going to spend the night over someone’s house and you know things are going to get frisky.

Michael asked Andrea if her boom boom bag was packed before she left.

by Pips_ March 11, 2018

rats toss bag

To display such an insignificant amount of care as to what someone says or thinks about you, that it could literally fit inside a rats scrotum

I couldn’t give a rats toss bag whether he thought I could coach, or anybody thought I could coach. Or could play, I don’t care. (AFL Legend and ex St Kilda coach Malcolm Blight expressing his disdain for former StKilda President Rod Butterss)

by Billyboysnapper August 12, 2023

buy a bag of chips

1. excuse to leave a private party to go get sucked off

2. some mysterious errand johnny goes to do in the middle of the night

3. sneaky segue to go have a private conversation

1. Bro 1: Where u goin bro the party's just starting?
Bro 2: I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips...
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!

2. Johnny: I have to go run an errand.
Travis (drunk): Bullshit dude we're having a party!?
Johnny (douchey): Fuck you guys I gotta go.
Joe (pretty buzzed): Well bring back some chips!
Johnny: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips.

3. Well it looks like we're running low on snacks, we're just gonna go buy a bag of chips

by boosh chugger May 27, 2009

Bag-o-dicks

Adjective used to describe someone that has reached a status higher than douche bag.

Hey, how much money does ol bag-o-dicks Daniels have to make before he will do his job ?

by Bigbrotherthuner August 12, 2018