by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019
Get the New Zealandmug. A term used to describe the act of oral sex of a male in public, typically in a dark alleyway or behind the nearest dumpster. The term is often used by American tourists in foreign countries.
Random person: 'hey could I steal a cigarette?'
American tourist: 'sure, but have you ever had a New York cigarette?'
American tourist: 'sure, but have you ever had a New York cigarette?'
by YabbaDabbaDooToo January 21, 2018
Get the New York Cigarettemug. Person 1: Wow, our president is so bad, I can't even get gas without breaking my bank.
Person 2: No, I saw on CNN that the economy is growing at the largest rate in American history!
Person 1: That's fake news.
Person 2: No, I saw on CNN that the economy is growing at the largest rate in American history!
Person 1: That's fake news.
by nxghthawk October 1, 2023
Get the Fake newsmug. A lumbering, sub-human brute with a bulbous frame and an unnaturally wide base. His thick, fat, calloused hooves are often crammed into women’s footwear. His face, a big, dumb, perfectly round slab of confusion, sits atop his hairy mass, though his scalp remains curiously barren. He speaks in a slow, monotone drawl, as if each word is a struggle against his own stupidity.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
After clogging the toilet for the third time that week, Bad News Brad waddled out, wiped his sweaty brow, and blamed it on his undiagnosed heart condition.
by Dwaggerbomb March 13, 2025
Get the Bad News Bradmug. Comments including racial stereotypes, woman vegana fish jokes, celebrity hate, transphobia, homophobia, defending of murderers who killed protesters, anti protesting for equal rights comments, Dale sr/dale jr comments, “woke” comments, “when men where men and not women” comments, misogynistic comments, boomer humor, country music comments, “groomer/grooming” comments, “nascar died when dale died” comments, “let’s go barandon”comments, anti Bubba Wallace comments, anti pop and rap comments, “who?” Comments for a celebrity they should clearly know, “I’m not watching/buying this!” Comments, etc. the list can go on and on
by Nascarfan2007 March 25, 2023
Get the Fox News commentsmug. The most beautiful the absolute perfection. Even if they think they are flawed they are only more beautiful to you. Someone put into your life someone you want to keep around
by Olivier.C November 8, 2016
Get the Walnut on New Year's Evemug. New Vooperis is a Planet under Royal Council rule but ultimately under United Federation Jurisdiction. New Vooperis is a great place for tourism... And being sent to Hell by a goddess you tried to date... Did I mention its a good place for tourism?
People: New Vooperis is corrupt bring it down.
Government: if you hate us so much we can have you arranged to be hanged.
Government: if you hate us so much we can have you arranged to be hanged.
by Vooperia Foundation October 6, 2020
Get the New Vooperismug.