Give a Dog a Bone

1. Give = Present, feed, hand over, gift
2. Dog = Bitch (Female Dog)
3. Bone = Boner... (Erection)

Math:
Therefore 1+2+3 = Feed a Bitch a Boner

English:
Your about to lay your dick upon a girls mouth, vagina , anus or anyother hole you can find/make...

- CrunkMonk3y "Imma Give a Dog a Bone!!"
- Girl "oooh pick me!"

by CrunkMonk3y January 5, 2012

let the dogs out

Used in polite circles when you are out on the lash need to go home for a poo. Best used with embellishment.

Brad: Sorry lads but I have got to go home and let the dogs out.
Angelina: I thought so, they have been barking all afternoon.
Brad: Yeah, if I don't go now there will be horrible mess.

by Horselhoff September 13, 2007

Sandy Hot Dog

Refers to the sexual act of a male inserting his penis into a woman's rectum, then removing the penis and allowing the fecal matter to dry until crusty upon the penis. Once the fecal matter has reached a crusty and sandy consistency the male then inserts the penis into the woman's vaginal opening or mouth and precedes to hump vigoriously.

Cody gave Carolynn the ole sandy hot dog last night.

by A Concerned-Citizen October 20, 2009

cat vs. dog

The eternal war between cat-lovers and dog-lovers. Will never be resolved. May start fights with even the bestest of friends.

Me: Cat vs. dog, what's your side?
Friend: Dogs.
Me: I love cats more.
Friend: You serious?! Ew! Dogs rule!!!
Me: Are you kidding me? Cats rule, because dogs ACTUALLY DROOL.
Friend:

(Not real, just an example)

by Cat-person January 18, 2017

raw dog randy

comes from the phrase to raw dog it, this adjective is to describe someone who does what they want when they want and is not afraid to unleash the hose of fury.

dude Last night i got sprayed by the all powerful raw dog randy in the treehouse

by micmillian December 5, 2010

Stray Dog Freedom

a mans freedom to do what he pleases with no one telling him what to do

That girl will never take my stray dog freedom

by Danny Callahan January 3, 2009

Crazy Dog Man

#CrazyDogMan

- Similar to crazy cat lady, Single Man over 30 who chooses to remain single and live with dogs rather than a woman. Might play dress up with his dogs and will definately cuddle with them at night.

Kevin has become a Crazy Dog Man! He has been single for years and lives alone with his 5 dogs,

by K_PAL January 28, 2017